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miranda Welcome to the world! - Subscribe


One of my friends from church and his girlfriend recently announced the arrival of their daughter


Emma Louise

Born 23rd Feb 2006, weighing 8lbs exactly, mother and baby doing well. Welcome to the world little one! happy.gif
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What I'm hearing:: the TV

miranda February update Mar 9th, 2006 4:10:53 am - Subscribe
Well... what a bust! I hardly talked to Nathan the entire month of February. So the Month of Nathan was a bust.

Anyhows, seeing as I interrupted my regular programming to tell you all about Nathan, there's a few things we missed:

I LOST MY ^^%$^%$@^ job! So now I am back to square ^%$#*%@% one, trying to get another placement. Basically it was my last review and they decided not to keep me on, which is shit. However, I am in the process of looking for a TAFE placement instead of work, so I can get some qualifications under my ass. So yay for that! happy.gif

RIP to Squishy, Elton, Veronica and Mr T... four of my mice. Squishy and Elton both got sick very suddenly, and Mr T got eaten. I was fairly sure that it was Veronica (aka Cannibal Mouse... see an earlier post) who was responsible... however the next day imagine my surprise when I noticed VERONICA herself had been killed by the others. cry.gif

I am not sure what is going on with that, as there is plenty of food, and the three mice in that cage, Maynard, Ella and Daisy are all fine now.

However due to the grossness of Mr T and Veronica, I put them in the bin, and I am now fighting with myself not to pull them out and bury them properly like I did for Elton and Squishy. I actually feel bad about it. I think when I am done with this post, I will go and bury them in the vacant block next door near to Elton and Squishy.

I am thinking about trying to convince Ryan to let me get more mice, however I doubt I will win... he thought that the 11 that we had (now 7) was too many as it was.

What else? Valentines day... happy.gif Nothing too special, as Ryan was broke as was I, however we both managed to do something nice. I put a note on his steering wheel so that he found it on the morning before he went to work, and brought him his first ever rose. I have since stuck some of the petals and the tag from the rose in a scrapbook for him, which I started making in June-ish last year, which is basically a bunch of random sappyness that he seems to like and keeps me busy.

Oh, and Ryan sent me an e-card, which is a whole lot sweeter than it sounds. It was a song by this musical comedian we love Stephen Lynch, and although an e-card is so generic, he would have actually have had to look for it (as it wasn't a main e-card site) and fid one that suited me, so the thought was very much there all the same.

Oh, time to turn over and watch random crappy children's shows. A) There's nothign else on and b) I have this show... I affectionately call it the Acid Trip Show. It's actually called BeeBah, or BooBah and there are 5 little funny blobby things... pumbah, zumbah, jumbah, jimbah and zing zang zingbah which dance around a lot and make a strange farting noise when they move and sleep in seed pods. They also have no hair, and lighting up eyebrows and giant mechnical eyes which sound like crickets chirping when they move. It's really strange, and the "brother and sister" in the show are obviously NOT, try Asian and Greek... and there are all these rainbows and colours bubbles and this ominous child's laugh all over the place. It's fantastic!

Anyways, best be off and watch my show... happy.gif Cheers!
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miranda Things to do for Meg Mar 24th, 2006 1:08:04 pm - Subscribe
List of things to do for meg before she comes from Tonwsville

a) Tickle Nath

b) Tie up Nath

c) Lick Nath's nose

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miranda An Explanation Mar 27th, 2006 12:59:12 am - Subscribe


I just realised that my last entry was kinda random and that I should probably explain.

A) Nathan believes he is not ticklish and would like you to believe the same. This however is a BLATANT LIE! Nathan IS ticklish. However you should not tickle his feet unless you wish to wind up bleeding.

B) Meg is Nathan's girlfriend. She has just ordered a new computer which will be delivered to his house to be picked up when she is visiting in April. (This is convieniently in time for her to go to a LAN with us w0oT!) However, she also does not want Nath to play with her comp before she arrives, as she wants to "pop its cherry" tounge.gif We are fairly sure that Nathan will respect this... there is a certain "thing" about playing with your comp for the first time... however we are not taking any chances, thus I will be forced to tie Nathan down when the computer arrives, and not release him until Meg is here.

C) Lick? Nose? What? See point B. Girlfriend. I'm not sure either, but Meg requested it.

And now you all know why I must unleash some mild S&M hell on Nathan. grin.gif
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Mood: Confused: Explanation Explaination or Explination?

miranda My Life (as it is) Mar 27th, 2006 3:11:35 am - Subscribe


Well... I'm back at point a reapplying to centrelink and being registered as a jobseeker.

They are aware that I'm going back to TAFE, but until I get confirmed enrollment (and I can't until April/May as they are not sure if there will be second semester intake until then) I have to be a jobseeker. Which means looking for work. SHIT. angry.gif I don't really want to commit to any work until I know what is going on with TAFE. So I need a casual job. (ie: means I will almost certainly need to be a checkout chick as they are casual placements) As I write I am currently filling in a Woolworths form.

What else? I am currently extremely broke. I can't even have a coffee with Nath or something like that. That's how little I have. And Centrelink can't arrange anything for at least a WEEK! And this means longer w/out cash.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! Coles Myer want a scanned copy of my last school report. WTF? As if I have one! And sure I passed... but it's not that crash hot.

Ryan however is still loveable and gorgeous. happy.gif I can't help but be happy around him. I love him to bits. We have been together almost 11 months. 11! I don't know where the time went. Seriously... one day I'm with Chris and the next thing I know, I've fallen head over heels for Fungus and living with him at his mum's. WTF?

We have been pretty stressed lately though with the lack of cash. Even still, he managed to balance things enough to take me out for a wonderful dinner at one of my favourite restaurants the other night. It was lovely being able to be with him all by myself for a change and to do something nice.

(He doesn't like holding hands over the table though... must change that. I am quite fond of it, expecially when we're out for a romantic dinner.)

I've just realised I miss colouring books. I have always enjoyed them and it just occured to me that I would love to have one again. Childish huh?

I have also decided I hate a lot of girls my age. The majority of them irritate me... seriously. This whole being awesome if you can get with a bunch of faggy guys, and starve yourself to death, not to mention dressing alike and backstabbing your "friends" ARG! Is it any wonder I am closer to a lot of males than females?

Speaking of close male friends, Nathan is irritating. Not only does he believe that sultanas go in curry, but he cannot spell the name Kaylie correctly. What is this Double "e" bullshit? LOL, I get it... Double E... bra size, I'm sure it's got something to do with that. Even though as far as I'm aware Nathan follows the "anything more than a handful or a mouthful is a waste" creed. I have it now... oh there will be much teasing of Nathan...


It's 2pm now... Ryan won't be home for almsot 2 more hours. I wonder what I can do, seeing as I've been approriately active in arranging some kind of $, and now need to bludge.

Oh, that's right. Dodgy electrician (speaking of bludging) So, something tripped the safety switch last night. And continued to do so. We turned everything off and reset it, no luck. Anyway Mr Electrician bloke came around today, unplugged everything and fiddled. I honestly don't think he did anything, but we have power back now, and Julia is $150 poorer. $150 for a bloke to come, switch shit off, unplug everything and tur the ower back on?? ARG! He reckons it's the central heating doing it apaprently. I'm not sure... he also insinuated it could be "pets often urinate on power sockets which can cause faults" RIGHT.

Wow.. long post for me. Arg. Well Best be off I need food.



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