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An Explanation
Date: Mar 26th, 2006 7:59:12 pm - Subscribe
Mood: Confused: Explanation Explaination or Explination?




I just realised that my last entry was kinda random and that I should probably explain.

A) Nathan believes he is not ticklish and would like you to believe the same. This however is a BLATANT LIE! Nathan IS ticklish. However you should not tickle his feet unless you wish to wind up bleeding.

B) Meg is Nathan's girlfriend. She has just ordered a new computer which will be delivered to his house to be picked up when she is visiting in April. (This is convieniently in time for her to go to a LAN with us w0oT!) However, she also does not want Nath to play with her comp before she arrives, as she wants to "pop its cherry" We are fairly sure that Nathan will respect this... there is a certain "thing" about playing with your comp for the first time... however we are not taking any chances, thus I will be forced to tie Nathan down when the computer arrives, and not release him until Meg is here.

C) Lick? Nose? What? See point B. Girlfriend. I'm not sure either, but Meg requested it.

And now you all know why I must unleash some mild S&M hell on Nathan.
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Things to do for Meg
Date: Mar 24th, 2006 8:08:04 am - Subscribe
Mood: drunk


List of things to do for meg before she comes from Tonwsville

a) Tickle Nath

b) Tie up Nath

c) Lick Nath's nose


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February update
Date: Mar 8th, 2006 11:10:53 pm - Subscribe
Mood: hopeful
What I'm hearing:: the TV

Well... what a bust! I hardly talked to Nathan the entire month of February. So the Month of Nathan was a bust.

Anyhows, seeing as I interrupted my regular programming to tell you all about Nathan, there's a few things we missed:

I LOST MY ^^%$^%$@^ job! So now I am back to square ^%$#*%@% one, trying to get another placement. Basically it was my last review and they decided not to keep me on, which is shit. However, I am in the process of looking for a TAFE placement instead of work, so I can get some qualifications under my ass. So yay for that!

RIP to Squishy, Elton, Veronica and Mr T... four of my mice. Squishy and Elton both got sick very suddenly, and Mr T got eaten. I was fairly sure that it was Veronica (aka Cannibal Mouse... see an earlier post) who was responsible... however the next day imagine my surprise when I noticed VERONICA herself had been killed by the others.

I am not sure what is going on with that, as there is plenty of food, and the three mice in that cage, Maynard, Ella and Daisy are all fine now.

However due to the grossness of Mr T and Veronica, I put them in the bin, and I am now fighting with myself not to pull them out and bury them properly like I did for Elton and Squishy. I actually feel bad about it. I think when I am done with this post, I will go and bury them in the vacant block next door near to Elton and Squishy.

I am thinking about trying to convince Ryan to let me get more mice, however I doubt I will win... he thought that the 11 that we had (now 7) was too many as it was.

What else? Valentines day... Nothing too special, as Ryan was broke as was I, however we both managed to do something nice. I put a note on his steering wheel so that he found it on the morning before he went to work, and brought him his first ever rose. I have since stuck some of the petals and the tag from the rose in a scrapbook for him, which I started making in June-ish last year, which is basically a bunch of random sappyness that he seems to like and keeps me busy.

Oh, and Ryan sent me an e-card, which is a whole lot sweeter than it sounds. It was a song by this musical comedian we love Stephen Lynch, and although an e-card is so generic, he would have actually have had to look for it (as it wasn't a main e-card site) and fid one that suited me, so the thought was very much there all the same.

Oh, time to turn over and watch random crappy children's shows. A) There's nothign else on and b) I have this show... I affectionately call it the Acid Trip Show. It's actually called BeeBah, or BooBah and there are 5 little funny blobby things... pumbah, zumbah, jumbah, jimbah and zing zang zingbah which dance around a lot and make a strange farting noise when they move and sleep in seed pods. They also have no hair, and lighting up eyebrows and giant mechnical eyes which sound like crickets chirping when they move. It's really strange, and the "brother and sister" in the show are obviously NOT, try Asian and Greek... and there are all these rainbows and colours bubbles and this ominous child's laugh all over the place. It's fantastic!

Anyways, best be off and watch my show... Cheers!
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