I think I jus became a statistic...
Date: May 6th, 2006 5:38:03 pm - Subscribe
Mood: Hot Mama?!
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
WHOA. So ya, my sister wants me to take her to Christian Supply. So I'm like, ok. So I pull off onto the freeway exit and prepare to turn right on the red light, and allavasudden, my tank (my '79 Malibou) gets hit. My first thought was "who the heck is RPGin my tank?!" Then I was like, "Oh crap, I jus got in an accident!" Then, "Oh, no big deal, it wasn't my fault." ahahaha! So ya, this fine lookin mexican girl slammed my butt. So I'm like, w/e, and pull into a gas station, as does she. So I get out, and I'm like, whoa. Ok, as far as my town goes, if you get hit, (actually, if you jus have contact with anyone) chances are, it'll be some fat ugly white trash red neck. So I get outta my car at the gas station, and I'm like, whoa. This mexican girl's gotta be like, 20, 21 maybe. I see some kids in the back seat. The youngest one was like 4 and the oldest one was like 9 or 10. So my dad gets here, and we do misc paperwork and crap. I check out my car, and there's a slight dent in the bumper, so I figure she shouldn't be in bad shape. WRONG. I forgot that I was in a tank of a Malibou and she was in her ... non-tankish vehicle. She had massive dentage and had chipped paint and spider cracks all over. haha, it was pretty sweet. So then, right before we go our seperate ways (I found out the girl was 27 btw, weird huh?), the 10 year old kid in the car says "Mom! Are you almost done?" I was like, WHAT?! That girl looked NICE for havin 3 kids!!!! Heck, she looked nice for not havin ANY kids! So... 27 - 10. I'll let you do the math. (For those of you who are into lower math, *cough* amy *cough*, the answer is 17 years old. I was like, ok... so I jus thought that that mexican mama was nice lookin? Someone shoot me.
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Jus a note... Andrew, Michael: Note the date. WEDNESDAY, April 19, 2006. 8D It all makes sense now.
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So ya, after that I took my sister to Christian Supply and got a few books and I listened to Demon Hunter and bought a wallet with skulls on it. On the way home, we almost got into another accident lolz! This idiot backed out of his driveway and out into my lane. I had to dodge him haha. It was cool. So ya, tha'z my day for ya.
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