My Surgeon General's Warning
Date: Mar 11th, 2007 5:36:42 am - Subscribe
Manufactured in Karachi, Pakistan.
Packed in cardboard box at three years. Shipped to the Amazing Land of the West for “betterment”.
Caution: Has neat handwriting. Was educated among very preppy pricks.
Do not use: If you are from the rich side of the Arain family. May be too stupid and middle-class to associate with.
Contains: A cousin of the clean-freak, her sister’s love, her mother’s never-ending requests for her to wear make-up, and constant thoughts of Mahreen, Anza, Zara, Sara, Sana, Nabiha, as well as Katie, Jenny, Colleen, Steph, Steph, Jana, Brittany, Connor, Barrett, Amy, Hannah, and Abbey.
May cause certain side-effects: headaches, uncontrollable laughter, drowsiness, and discussions about being brown.
Written: October 17, 2006
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