The Zombie's eye
Date: Jun 9th, 2008 5:28:01 pm - Subscribe
Mood: zoned
Is often bigger than its speed, but recent versions are freakin quick as hell. Back in the old days you could walk away from a zombie if you see it in time. Now you have to get in a car and drive your butt off.
"Only when hell is full, will the dead walk again" -Some guy
Shoot, you would need what to survive- food, water, a good number or guns and ammo, and at least 10 other survivers would be nice as well, and extremely good aim.
The ideal place to hide out would be a stripmall with a supermarket and gun's and ammo shop, but other places like an abandon farmhouse, and a mall proved effective, or simply driving away in pimped out bus and a hell alot of gas.
Then there's the great escape. When everything doesn't work out. you always need an escape route. and thats where most of the people in your group die. but never the less at least one female will hopefully survive.
But where do you go in the end, to some remote island, maybe alaska, or some underground bunker, your choice is your future.
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Indian style
Date: Jun 8th, 2008 11:13:16 pm - Subscribe
Mood: fun
"Indian casinos- taking back America, one nickel at a time" -Steve McGrew
Its true, that's why we built so many, we looked at Las Vegas and said "Gambiling and cheap women, two of white man's weak spots"
you go to a Oklahoma reservation and you will see casinos spread all over like chicken poxs on a little kid.
Now there's a line in gambiling: going over to turn a few extra bucks in chips, and going home to enjoy the rest you didn't take with you GOOD, now going over to spend your paycheck and making your family eat Top Ramen noodles for a couple of years BAD
Your addicted to gambiling when you try to buy a gum ball in the quarter slot before you realized you spent it in the slots.
I think you can go to rehab for that, and probally meet Linsdy Lohan, or Brittany Spears.
Either way, We're taking it back.
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Fatness comes
Date: Jun 8th, 2008 3:01:13 pm - Subscribe
Mood: mystified
Without a warning here, at my grandparents domain, simply because their both fat and im slim. Last year i spent the majority of the summer here and i gained fifty pounds (which i spent the school year dropping). Now i've been here for 3 days, and i can feel the effect kicking in, but there's hope. Kinda anyway, they have a pool and i used it for the past two days for an uncertain amount of time (possible for 7p.m. to 8p.m.), and thats my last hope. They live in the country, in a small town that finally got a traffic light. It's a nice place to get out of suburbia and the city, just to relax.
But relaxing to much is how you get to be fat, just as that they enjoy food, and alot comes at the four times to eat, Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner, and Dessert. And coffee, comes two times a day, with a nice bread substance coming along for the ride. That doesn't does as much damage as the snacking in between.
Simply stay here for a month and you will gaim weight. That is a guarantee. but at least im leaving in a couple of days.
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My Love Life
Date: Jun 7th, 2008 11:06:05 pm - Subscribe
Mood: neutral
Wow, WOOOOW!!! The second was fake. Shh... I hate my love life, because of three reasons: Little sex appeal, I'm average looking, and I have little money. Trust me, you need all three to get a girl. I feel like a fisherman trying to hook a girl with little to no bait, and if you ever fished before, you know the bait is IMPORTANT!
Out of State-
My two friends (Iw. and Gc.) are a little better off, but that's for you to judge. Iw. has a girl in Colorado, (its not that far if you take away the two states in between) whose three years younger than him (Call her Angie). He says age is only a number (cough-pedophile), but that notion only stays at point zero as he hugs every girl he knows at our school, which i call him a Gigolo every time he does it. Gc. has a girl in Luisianna (Shut up, i know i spelled it wrong) which is two years older than him and coming over in July to sleep with him. Which is funny to me ("911-Whats your emergency?" "This college chick is raping my little brother." "Where do you live...") Go through Gc.'s phone and you can find pictures of the goddess known as Tracy. Either way they have a girl out of state. I tried that via, myspace and cellphone, and i found a girl named Lexi
in Ohio (Im the longest tie), it didn't work out seeing it was freaking way to far (one week). Iw., I have no idea how long he and Angie been at it. (couple of months) and Gc. well its been over a year.
Closer to Home-
In the beginning of the school year, I had a crush (Nancy). We had french together, (I sucked at it, bloody romance language) we met there, but that was about it. Our french teacher, saw my interest in her (oddly enough) and for the majority of pairing activities, we were partners. Anyway, due to the little sex appeal I possess, I never got close, there was times, then there was nothing, it freaking disapeared. Like we never got further. i blame her father (who doesn't) for thinking every boy wants her, naked, on the bed (Honestly that thought popped in my head, but im a guy and almost any guy with an imagination can see it in their mind.) But what could of killed it was the fact I can't understand an inch of spanish (despite on looking mexican) and our school is basically divided like this: Jocks/cheerleaders, Preps, Gamers/Anime freaks, Skaters, Band Geeks, Hot Brainy Chicks (nerds is offensive), the Blacks, and the Mexicans. Im in the G/A and Skaters and she's with the Mexicans. so there's almost no compatibility there. Anyway it was like a drug, i cant stop thinking about her and i always felt alittle better every time i saw her. Now i met someone new, (or set my sights a little bit further) on a HBC division, Monica.
Well i can't tell you the difference between Men and Women but i like this:
Women without her man is nothing
Man's version:
Women, without her man, is nothing
Woman's version:
Women, without her, man is nothing
Anyway I think we men come up with pure, goofy idea's on the spur of the moment with hopes of it working (daredevils) and women are the brains by telling us whether or not to do it like Whoa Man don't do it.
So we always have someone out there for in Female theres a Male, She a He and Woman a man (both word wise and literal)
Well thanks for your time, I'll be here all summer.
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