Did you hear Joe Biden twist around the "Bridge to Nowhere"? He's a freaking amazing orator. Obviously, he's not as polished as Barack Obama, but he makes his point clearly. He even gives the news funny little soundbytes...

Sarah Palin is a freaking idiot, though...

Wrong, she's a genius! She herself should be running for president.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Just because she's been to four different colleges to get a freaking Master's Degree in SIX years does NOT equate to being a genius.