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alienanchovies
one of those crappy days - Subscribe
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ever have a shitty day? the type where one thing after another keeps going wrong? well i did and what follows is what happened. i woke up at 6 am with horrible stomach cramps no biggie right? wrong I pretty much spent the next 3 hours spewing molten lava and shards of glass out of my ass, eventually i manged to get some sleep and woke up 20 minutes late for work, well on the way im hauling as and bam speeding ticket, yea thats a $217 fine, then to top it all off i get a flat and my jack and spare are at the house because i cleaned my car out last week and forgot to stick everything in back in the trunk. so i change my tire go back to work and what happens? I find theres a damn roofing nail in my spare! yea jesus said "david i fucking hate you" granted i did manage to get home but who knows how the hell im getting to work tomorrow |