Fred Thompson is delusional.

Speaking at the Young Republicans National Convention in Hollywood, Florida, Thompson pronounced: "I'm getting tired of having to apologize for the United States of America around the world. I'm tired of other people's perceptions that we need to apologize."

You certainly do, Fred. Either you were lying when you worked for a pro-abortion rights group lobbying Bush I attempting to ease regulations eliminating Federal funding for clinics offering abortion counseling, or you are lying now when you claim to be against it.

But you aren't alone in having something the world might think you need to apologize for. It only takes a few incidents involving young GOP morons like this one, in which a few deluded young Texas men belonging to a "radical Christian activist group" attempted to blow up a church in Burleson, Johnson County, Texas, to make the world think America may not be such a good and moral place after all. "[The suspects] admit to being Christian, and being brought up Christian, but they believe there should be one denomination and one church, not multiple denominations," said Police Department spokesman Cmdr. Chris Havens.

These wackos described their organization as a leaderless and nameless radical Christian activist group of 10 to 15 members, which expresses their belief through Bible study, consensual fighting and destructive acts. And just who would Jesus pummel? I'm guessing they got their DVDs of Fight Club and The Passion of the Christ mixed up in their feeble ADHD minds.

But as Good Republican Christians, they are only emulating the delusions of their political leaders, like Thompson and GOPAC Chairman Michael Steele, who incorrectly fulmonated that "our enemies do not have rights under our Constitution" during the 7/6/07 episode of Hannity & Colmes.

Steele - who claims a law degree from Georgetown University - must have bribed the professors for a passing grade in his US Constitution class. If he were a true and honorable scholar, and not just pretending to be one on television, he would review the U.S. Constitution and the Bill of Rights and maybe pass a retest.

But why should he bother, when it seems that the Ninth Circuit Court hasn't read either document either?

But aren't they reputed to be he most liberal Appeals court in the nation? There must then be another reason they found as regressively as they did. Might it be that they know that crossing a Bush might result in the loss of their lucrative pensions in retaliation?

That would really be delusional!