arionsrage

its 9:48, and i\'m going to bed
Date: Aug 8th, 2005 10:09:08 pm - Subscribe
Mood: dizzy


for all of you keeping score, i made it back safe and sound.

i want to share a joke with all of you, it is slightly bias, so my apologies.

"a man was buying a train ticket one morning from a female receptionist at the station. having not had any action in a while, he was a bit randy. he glanced down at the receptionist's boobs right before he began speaking and said, 'i'd like a picket to titsburg please.'

of course it was very embarrassing for the man and the receptionist, they both blushed. the man hurriedly got on the train and seated himself. the man beside our main character noticed his red face. he asked what happened, and our protagonist revealed the embarrassing story to the newly met friend on the train.

he chuckled upon hearing the story and told the guy it was ok. he said stuff like this happens all the time. its nothing to get worked up over. it just happened to me the other day while i was having dinner with my female friend/lover. our main character said, 'really?'

he said yeah. when we were eating, what i wanted to say was, 'could you pass the salt?' but instead, what came out was, 'you ruined my life you fucking bitch."

i changed some words around and edited a few things.

hope you enjoyed it.

tomorrow, if i can remember, i'll be sharing an african proverb with you.

it still feels like i'm rocking inside the boat.

do good

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