arionsrage

i got aces
Date: Jul 30th, 2005 11:03:28 pm - Subscribe


i just finished my activities in the water closet. showering, brushing my teeth, and shaving.

my mind was on other things (see post below), and i cut myself. three freaking times. i haven't cut myself shaving since i was like...15.

xmidnightx, i guessed the meaning of the word meant hug. i was being facetious. facetious has nine letters, for all of you keeping count.

i almost died 3 times in the past week. all of them driving related, none of them my fault.

i had to go off road to dodge a car coming head on in my lane.

ok, thats one. make the count one instead of three. i was over exaggerating to enhance my blog.

i'm going on a cruise in a week. i'm especially psyched about that.

real quick, i have a funny story.

in my last job interview, it went so bad that, the guy interviewing me asked if i was a slow reader.

i got up, used my arm to swipe off everything on his desk onto the floor, flipped him off, screwed his wife, and walked out.

ok i lied, i didn't screw his wife until after i left the office. she wasn't there when all of this went down.

do good
Comments: (2)

hushpuppy - July 31st, 2005 Have a wonderful time spending on the cruise and your story about job interview is very funny too, btw

femmeemo - August 01st, 2005 I hope it was good. The sex I mean. Hope the rest gets better.

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