MA POEM
Date: Jan 29th, 2005 12:49:52 pm - Subscribe
Mood: Inspired
ARE YOU A TEEN?
There are no longer fairy tales and happy endings
The Tooth Fairy is extinct
Santa Claus has retired
Pokemon cards and Barbies were SO last week
It's not the coolest thing to colour outside the lines
Your rainbow coloured suspenders were put into the Red Cross box
Before it was Stuff by Duff, now it's Nike
Your Spice Girls CD is some where in your glove compartment collecting dust.
Make up isn't only for playing dress up
Braces are the "in" thing
Suddenly there are other ways to put your hair, other than in a ponytail, braids or a mushroom cut
Perfume and cologne isn't just for old people who stink
It's NEVER so cold that you have to zip up your jacket and wear your hood
You TRY not eating chocolate "because it gives you zits"
You realize "God gave you a belly button to put a ring on it"
Shoes aren't used to step in mud unless it's the latest trend
Suddenly underwear wasn't meant to stay under
They don't have the pants you like in the boys section so you get them in the men's department (XXXXL)
You can't find a shirt big enough in Stitches so you get one at the Maternity Store (XXXXXXXXXL)
You could wear your pants or just slap some paint on your legs... no one would know the difference
You find a shirt that "supposedly" FITS you perfectly at Baby Gap (XXXS)
The family channel doesn't entertain you like the Discovery Channel does
Rooms are even messier than before
You have to do "slave labour" which your parents call responsibilities
Books are a waste of time, even the ones with talking cats and dogs
The only "Barney" you know is the one on your Pebble's Cereal box
Instead of a Happy Meal, you order a Big Mac because you're a big kid now and big kids are too cool for toys...
You're too cool for that bunny costume
But you're never too old to go trick or treating, you'll be making good time without Dad slowing you down
Love isn't like it is in fairy tales
You wish your friends were your family
Friends one day and "Biyotches" the next
You'd rather hang out with a "boy" than be with your best friends
It isn't called cops and robbers when you chase a boy or girl
No one wants a cootie shot and everyone needs a hepatitis shot
Kissing cooties are all the rage
"You know where babies actually come from"
Closets aren't just to put your clothes in
The only good things about French are French fries, French toast and French kissing...oOo La La
Ears are the newest wind instruments
Bases have nothing to do with Baseball
Cheating .... never made you cry so much
You'd rather pass around a dime instead of a ball
Your parents used to tell you to close your eyes during sex scenes, but now they tell you not to make up your own
Bullies don't just take your lunch money
You don't need the Yellow Pages Phone book to make you high
Firetruck isn't the only word that starts with a F and ends in U, C, K.
You learn how to read between the lines when reading sign language
A mask isn't only for Halloween
The blood you see isn't fake
Now that you're allowed to use one, a razor has a use other than shaving your legs
Killing doesn't only happen to villains in comics
You'd like to kill yourself, but you're afraid to go to hell...
I THIS MY FAV POEM.... ALL U PPL THINK I COPIED IT BUT I DIDN'T .. I THOT OF IT ALL MY SELF..well except for the last one p thot of that..
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