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Over a breakfast that caught my eye...

Jul 4th, 2011 4:28:32 am - Subscribe

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motos out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along came a warden in his boat, he pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good Morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replied. (thinking, "isn't it obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," as he inform her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but i am reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment. I have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I have to charge you for sexual assault," says the woman
"But I haven't even touch you." says the warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment."
"Well, You have a nice day, Ma'am." and he left.
Quote of the day "Never argue with any woman who read, cos its likely she can also think well too."
mood: off
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