Homecoming Parade
Date: Jul 24th, 2007 1:49:49 pm - Subscribe
Mood: bemused
I'm pathetic ... I met this girl in June ... Well, to say I MET her is to be obscure ...
I was playing baseball with a few other guys on campus and when I hit the ball it landed right on top of her head and gave her a concussion.
We've hung out a few times, mostly in the company of her jackass of a boyfriend. Well, yesterday, she and I decided to go to the mall and look for the new Harry Potter ... Yeah, I'm a freak, reading kids books and shit...
(see upcoming rant; Kids Books + Paul = Pathetic)
Well, we find the book and neither of us have the money to get it, even put together, (we had sixteen dollars together, most of it was hers) so we got depressed and went to the petstore across the plaza and played with the ferrets for a while.
Rachel has this obsession with rodents. (squeaks)
Sorry, folks, bit of rodentia humor.
(yes, I am calling myself a rat because I'm REALLY sneaky
)
lol, I'm in a good mood, sue me. (no don't, not really)
Well, she and I were playing with these ferrets and guess who walks in ... Her jackass boyfriend John (his name really isn't John but I am NOT going to give him the satisfaction of saying his Christian name!)
I'd call him Fuck-head if I felt like it, and I probably will before I'm finished ranting about the jerk.
...
Anyway, John comes up and grabs her by the arm. He starts whispering in her ear and his fingers are diging into her arm and she's got this 'ouchy' face on and I'm getting madder and madder by the second.
Rachel is only twenty and John is almost twenty-six ...
Yeah, I'm almost twenty-eight but I won't try and break her arm!
Then he leaves and she's standing there trying not to cry and I'm fucking pissed.
So, what do I do? I take her paintballing...
And what does she do? SHE KICKS MY ASS!
I think she was the one to shoot me in the crotch! (THANKFULLY I WAS WEARING A CUP SO THERE WAS NO 'DAMAGE')
But we had a blast!
She's pretty fun for a girl (no that is not a slur against women, I am only pointing out that she's 20 and I don't start considering females 'women' until their 21.)
...
Where was I going with this?
Ah, oh well.
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