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Looking for - funny, energetic, attractive, well-dressed female to provide entertainment for one hot white boy. Pay and benefits negotiable. Hiring - ASAP. Must be able to keep up with said white boy as long as filling the entertainer position. Some perks may come later but thats up to said white boy
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| As bitchy and pesky of a job that working retail is I have come to the firm belief that it is something that everybody should experience. I had always thought that waitering was a good way to learn about people but you learn so much more in retail - maybe because they aren't afraid of pissing off the service and then eating something not too pleasant; maybe also because some want to rob you blind; but I think moreso because when most people go into a clothing store they have no idea what they want or what looks good - they need advice and sort of open themselves up to you. I really don't know how to explain it at the moment but I recommend everybody do it - at least for a month - I'm not saying you'll LOVE it but you will learn something - not just about other people but also about yourself. |
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Did I mention that pretty much everyone who works in retail is hot - I mean not just the girls but the guys too...but OH MAN is everyone so anal too - everything has to be just perfect - guess thats why its not for me in the long run - I prefer to let loose and just enjoy things (not that they don't - we def have fun around the store when we can - I just don't want to clean to perfection afterwards!) as they come and go. Reminder to self - get your ass down to UPenn to talk to admissions about getting enrolled. |
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To finish up my blog eagerness for the night... Question Reality - nothing is ever what it seems, especially those things that seem perfect. |
| I slept for an entire 45 minutes...waking up 4 times because of the level of how disturbing the dreams were...I don't even remember the plot of the first two but they kept waking me up more so I think they were nightmarish...the last started as me selling home for J. Crew - odd enough...then I get picked up by my old middle school teacher to go to the school where I'm surprised by an assembly with other high school kids I know and my old 5th grade math teacher and I'm supposed to give a speech but I get out of this by sitting on my math teachers lap and asking her questions. The assembly breaks up and the math teacher takes me back to work but the houses look like something from M.C. Esher now and when we finally find mine I go in and it looks like a ski lodge now. No sooner had I got in but this guy starts smiling at me weird and I'm like NO WAY! ASHTON KUTCHER!?!? (who I honestly can't stand - though I still watch Punk'd - weird!?!? yes) I'm like OH SNAP I GOT PUNKED (where was the punking - idk???) and then Ben Affleck is there too but I tell everyone its Brad Pitt by accident (woops!) So more kids from high school and some from college and then as they are leaving some kid says DAD?!?! and it turns out ashton was really another actor in disguise who was someone's dad who they hadn't seen in maybe 10 years. Needless to say I got up quite messed up and actually very dizzy as well...I could barely turn over without wanting to cover my mouth - now I'm watching morning cartoons for a bit before going back to bed hopefully with nicer dreams - just WOW though...I didn't know I had those kind of dreams in my head. TOO MUCH WORK THIS WEEK!!!! hopefully tonight will be fun in jersey with seth and cheesesteaks in philly with the boys. |