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Jan 26th, 2006 12:38:44 am - Subscribe |
| Dictionary for Decoding Women's Personal Ads: 40-ish ........................ 49. Adventurous .............. Slept with everyone. Athletic ...................... No breasts Average looking .......... Moooo. Beautiful .................... Pathological liar. Emotionally Secure ... On medication. Feminist .................... Fat Free spirit .................. Junkie Friendship first .......... Former slut. New-Age ................... Body hair in the wrong places. Old-Fashioned ........... No BJs. Open-minded ............. Desperate Outgoing ................... Loud and Embarrassing. Professional .............. Bitch Voluptuous ................ Very Fat Hugh frame ............... Hugely Fat Wants soul mate ....... Stalker WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry - You'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = you're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = you better not 8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron! 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH: 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you. 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you. 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you. 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you. 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit - I'm gay |
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| mood: thrilled playing in the Bose system:: goo goo dolls |
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| new photos people |
Jan 26th, 2006 12:32:35 am - Subscribe |
 johnson city police bureau  one of my favorite pictures, ever!  cara. yes hunny, i know you dont like this picture because of the emblem over your face. i am sorry, its the only one i have. (cara had these taken for her senior picture photo shoot and, i, being the cheap man i am, decided to keep them  ) gotta love this one!!!! LMAO!!! or this one even better!!! gotta love bill clinton, the best president of the last 20 years.  cool gun picture art  ahhh, cant wait to be doing this for a living.  my all-time favorite picture of cara!  soooo true. |
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| mood: elated playing in the Bose system:: dishwalla |
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| american beauty |
Jan 26th, 2006 12:03:21 am - Subscribe |
i just remembered how great of a movie that american beauty is. it has so many amazing parts in it that just amaze me and are so beautiful if you "look closer."  today i spoke with officers from the unicoi sheriffs office, the rutherford county sheriffs office, the bradley county sheriffs office, and the atlanta police department. i am just so ready to go to the police academy and get started on the road. johnson city police are hiring again... dad wants me to apply there again but then again, i know i cant get on there because i didnt get on last time. oh well, i am going to try again. there, i think they pretty much have their mind made up who they wanna hire and who they dont. oh well, one of my advantages will be that i know what to expect in the assessment... oh well, i have american beauty on and i am seeing how i DO NOT want my marriage to be, but how similiar so many marriages are to this film, ironically enough. |
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| mood: discombobulated playing in the Bose system:: the score to \'american beauty\' |
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| too anxious |
Jan 25th, 2006 2:06:17 pm - Subscribe |
| i am too anxious. everyday i hope that i get hired at a police department. everyday i check the mail, hoping someone has hired me. today i went over to unicoi county and talked to a couple of investigators. they were fine men. very nice fellas. i missed kent harris though, he was out in a meeting or something. he is the high sheriff of unicoi county. and i keep hoping that he will hire me.. i am about to just say fuck it and go to the police academy in cleveland if i dont hear something from atlanta by march. because once i get that certification, i can and will get hired for sure. i am so sick of this waiting around bullshit. but then again, like my dad said, hell, its only been a month since i graduated. yet, i am doing exactly what i swore i would never do.. work a bitch job WITH a 4 year college degree... that just pisses me off. there is such a need for more police officers to be on the streets.. and yet the government refuses to fund law enforcement agencies more than the little that they do... this pisses me off to no end. homeland security... in iraq? wtf! thats where our homeland security funds are going.. to fight a pointless and losing war on the other side of the world. that is bullshit. george bush is a complete moron. i just hope that a democrat gets in office that cares more about what is going on here IN THE USA than what is going on in a shithole desert nation. if we want this nation more secure, we need to beef up the border patrol, hire more police officers, beef up customs and I.C.E., etc.. NOT FIGHT A WAR IN IRAQ! but for me to sit here and bitch about it pointless in and of itself. i still have no job. i am on a budget of just spending what its costing me to eat and that is the epitome of sadness. this is the most boring and worst time of my life. i have nothing to do and all i ever seem to do is be taking police tests. this shit is getting way past OLD.  |
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| mood: invincible playing in the Bose system:: augustana - BULLETS |
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| Wont Make It OK |
Jan 25th, 2006 2:17:18 am - Subscribe |
| This is love, this is me, this is who I am This could be something more, don't you understand all that's left is regrets and an empty hand I'm here alone, for you I'm waiting How could you tell me that your heart belongs to me then walk away Then I could say anything but anything won't make it ok, won't make it ok If I had, had the chance, chance to change your mind I'd have you for myself, anytime I'd like Story ends with a kiss and a sad goodbye I'm here alone, for you i'm waiting For someone who said they're here till the end just vanished and left me for granted so is this the end? |
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| mood: empty playing in the Bose system:: me singing this song |
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