Weird-o
Date: Feb 26th, 2004 12:21:05 pm - Subscribe
Mood: weird
A couple of years back I was in a car accident and I injured my back and neck. I needed surgery on both so I chose to have the back done first then the neck. The back surgery involved having Titanium plates and screws put into my back, what fun. Well when I woke up from that surgery the pain was so bad that I prayed that the nurses would over dose me and I would die by accident. But they never did and I suffered and suffered and I am still here. After having physical therapy and lots of pain medicine I am doing very well in the back department. But the neck is a different story the doctor wants to do the next surgery, I don't think so, not yet anyway. But unfotunately the pain is worsening. He sent me to the physical therapist again. The problem with that is that this guy starts talking about sex every time He comes in the room! The first day I'm on the table on my back with him at my head, his hands under my head stretching my neck muscles at least that's what he said he was doing, and he tells me about his upcoming vacation. He says his wife thinks he's a pig because he wants vacation sex, then he leans over me face to face and asks "do you think I'm a pig?" Then he goes on and on about it. I say oh no I don't think your a pig, as i'm thinking (he is a pig and stop looking at my body you perv.)
Well then the next time I went another therapist wanted to do my therapy because my guy was running late, so they argued outside my door he didn't want her to do it he said he will be right in. Ok so I waited and he came in and told me to put a gown on so he could massage my neck, he say's "oh you can leave your brazzere on" who say's that anymore? I can't even spell it. So as he's massaging my neck he opens with "my wife doesn't like sexual games" if he could only see my face! You know dress up games and massages, she won't let him massage her. Why does he tell me these things? Then he say's "nice scar on you back, how far does it go down?" Why is he looking down there my neck is up here!! He then tells me about his wife's c-section scar, how he has never seen it but thinks it's hidden in her pubic hair, she does't shave there you know!! Information I really needed! Well tomorrow I will see him again, I can't wait for that interesting conversation. I'ts kinda funny
and kinda completely wrong at the same time, good thing i'm old enough to find the humor in it. 
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