Posted by David • May 6th, 2009 9:08:35 am - Subscribe | Mood: good | Music: No Music
A fellow employee emailed this to me today, I couldn't help but post it up here. So awesome. Here is the Difference Between White & Mexican Weddings.
WHITES: send out invitations.
MEXICANS: send out maps.
WHITES: receive their invitations 3 months in advance.
MEXICANS: find out about the wedding 1 week before from the tia or the abuela, or the chismosa neighbor
WHITES: have seven Bridesmaids.
MEXICANS: have seven pages of Padrinos.
WHITES: RSVP their invitation.
MEXICANS: show up with three car loads and one gift.
WHITES: go to the wedding AND the reception.
MEXICANS: just go to the reception .
WHITES: have elegant food.
MEXICANS: have arroz, frijoles and birria.
WHITES: order the cake from a bakery.
MEXICANS: have their cake done by la señora down the street.
WHITES: eat the food and cake.
MEXICANS: eat the food and cake.......... AND take some home para mañana.
WHITES: at the reception, they drink wine.
MEXICANS: at the reception, they drink Coors, Budweiser. Bud Light , Bud Ice , Corona , Tecate, Pacifico, Casadores, Patron, Presidente, Jose Cuervo , Gusano's, Reposado, and anything else that is not glued to the decorations.
WHITES: relatives get drunk and pass out.
MEXICANS: get drunk, shed a few tears and start singing to Vicente Fernandez songs, fight, then show up at your house drink more, then pass out.
WHITES: dance at the party....................YEAH RIGHT!!!
MEXICANS: dance at the party to Norteñas, Rancheras, Reggaeton, Rap, Old School, Oldies, House, then precede drunk to the parking lot and resume the dancing.
WHITES: party ends at midnight.
MEXICANS: party ends when the COPS show up , then everyone goes to your house lol.
WHITES: wake up the next morning NOT WANTING another beer.
MEXICANS: wake up the next morning at your house WANTING another beer and left over menudo and pastel.
Now, you know you are laughing - cuz you've done at least 6 of these. I sure have!!!
Send this to all of those who have a sense of humor and are Proud to be MEXICAN!!! And to the Gringos that love you for being a MEXICAN!