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You Know You're From San Antonio

Posted by David  •  Mar 27th, 2006 4:56:38 pm - Subscribe | Mood: tired | Music: Reggie and the Full Effect - Apocolyps Now

I read this list a long time ago and I thought I would give it a pulse and raise it from the dead for all to read.

You Know Your From San Antonio when...

  • You lost your virginity at mission drive-in
  • You know exactly how to get to the "Ghost Tracks" from anywhere in town.
  • You think "pro-choice" means flour or corn tortillas.
  • You've never been to the Alamo.
  • You think a health drink is a Margarita without salt.
  • You think being able to read the Taco Cabana menu makes you bilingual.
  • You used to live in a neighborhood you wouldn't even drive through now.
  • There has been a road crew on your street since before the Alamodome was built.
  • You remember when Crossroads Mall used to be called Wonderland.
  • You've been to Midget Mansion.
  • You know all about the "Dancing Diablo" and the "Donkey Lady" bridge.
  • You know that Wheatley and Brackenridge is the same school.
  • You remember the Captain Gus show.
  • Your subwoofer has twice the value of your car.
  • You have three rodeo outfits but never have been on a horse
  • You're an expert with the brake pedal, but you have no idea what a blinker is.
  • Your idea of culture is wearing a Hard Rock T-shirt.
  • You think the last supper was at Mi Tierra restaurant.
  • You do your grocery shopping at a flea market.
  • You think local politicians are crooks, but you still do not vote.
  • You have a "Selena Lives" bumper sticker on your car.
  • You care if San Antonio is in the "national spotlight".
  • A formal occasion is getting a glass with your longneck.
  • You believe Tacos, barbecue, tequilla, and beer are the four basic food groups.
  • You rented Pulp Fiction to escape the everyday violence of the city.
  • You think wearing bows in your hair will get you a husband.
  • Your White mother learned how to make Tamales & Menudo from your neighbors.
  • You know the "real" definition of FIESTA is "stay home if at all possible".
  • You have ordered Mexican food at a Chinese restaurant.
  • You had breakfast tacos at Taco Cabana on Christmas morning.
  • You remember the Joske's Christmas display.
  • You remember when JC Penney's had a restaurant.
  • You remember hamburgers from Whopper Burger.
  • You're elementary field trip was to the Butter Crust Bakery.
  • You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from San Antonio.

    This is for the people of San Antonio Texas. happy.gif

    Comments 5  •  Mar 27th, 2006 4:56:38 pm - Subscribe  •  Tweet this entry | Post a comment



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    mdeleon Says:
    March 27th, 2006

    great list david... a lot of these fit me

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    wade Says:
    March 28th, 2006

    Did we ever find Midget Mansion? I can't remember.

    anonymous Says:
    June 28th, 2008

    Awesome, David! Brings back memories.

    Andy

    anonymous Says:
    November 12th, 2008

    Holy cow. You just brought back a lot of memories. I thought maybe Whopper Burger was just something I made up in my mind....that it never existed. But I remember...

    anonymous Says:
    May 22nd, 2009

    Midget Mansion got torn down years ago.. I live close the area..

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