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Walmart Funny Jokes & Pranks

Posted by David  •  Aug 24th, 2006 4:01:22 pm - Subscribe | Mood: good | Music: Spinto Band - Oh Mandy

Funny Jokes and Pranks to do at Walmart

Priscilla emailed this to me this morning, good old pranks and jokes to play at your local Walmart. If any of you guys do any of these, post here and let me know. happy.gif

  1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

  2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

  3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

  4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares......and see what happens.

  5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

  6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

  7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell the other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

  8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

  9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

  10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

  11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."

  12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

  13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

  14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

    And last but not least...

  15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There is no toilet paper in here!"

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lilyrach Says:
August 24th, 2006

Makes you wonder if it's a crime to actually do any of thosehappy.gif
Probably the worse is to get banned from the store.

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david Says:
August 24th, 2006

Nah, you can tell that a Walmart Employee made this list. If its good enough for Walmart Personal, its good enough for Walmart Human Relations. grin.gif

anonymous Says:
September 03rd, 2006

I like to make use of the store intercom system and announce that a 50 dollar gift card is waiting for "MARIA"
or "LUPE" (get the picture?) at the Customer Service Desk.

anonymous Says:
February 25th, 2007

Go to manager & Scream loudly - "Where would I find Condoms, which is made in America????" coz most u use most from China or asian countries

anonymous Says:
April 17th, 2007

I work for walmart and these pranks waste our time when we could be doing what we were hired to do.
you customers complain that the products you want are out of stock, but they are in process because we have to deal with kids who think it's great to come into the store and see what havoc they can create while there.
our stores are not playgrounds.
Our jobs do not include babysitting the local high school pranksters.

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frost Says:
April 18th, 2007

Wow, I never knew that wal-mart employees actually took their jobs so seriously. They must be a 70 year old person who is a long, long time employee of Wal-mart.

Any person with a sense of humor would realize that this is funny, and that will only promote more funny acts to be done. I think I am going to do some of these today because of that statement.

Let's wreak havoc on "serious" Wal-Mart employees!!!

anonymous Says:
May 01st, 2007

HA...Ha im going to walmart ton night so I do them!

anonymous Says:
May 12th, 2007

If you worked retail you too would feel frustrated when a bunch of stuck-up, pimple-faced teen brats came in and destroyed your department while you are frantically trying to straighten it up for the store manager - all the while helping customers who act helpless as soon as they walk in the store. It might seem funny to you but it's a nightmare for people like me.

Working retail has been quite an education. I will never work in the service industry again. I lost all faith in people. People want us to kiss their asses and smile all the while they treat us like we are the scum of the earth and feel they have the right to destroy the store for fun. Hope you guys never fall in hard times and end up working for Walmart or any other retail establishment. You would change your perspective your first day there.

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frost Says:
May 14th, 2007

Just my 2 cents, I have had to work in retail, Target, Sears, Subway, Pizza Place and Wendys. I have had a ton of teens come in an do that stuff. I thought it was hillarious because the managers got all pissed. It did not bother me any because if I had to stay later to clean up their mess I either was getting overtime that week or I was getting some time off.

Yes, people are dicks to people who work in retail. My whole perspective on that was if they treat me with respect I will respect them back, if not well my attitude changed.

If I do ever work for a Wal-Mart or retail store again I am sure I will have the same outlook as I do today and as I used to when I did work for them.

The gist of it, lighten up. Its not fun going through life all crabby over what some stupid teenagers did.

anonymous Says:
June 02nd, 2007

Ya, know there are a couple of things wrong with this. I work at a local wal-mart and just wanted to point out a few errors. First off, clocks in housewares are either in plastic or battery operated w/o the battery. Secondly, No such thing as a " code 3". Also no food items may be placed on layaway, and besides that all layaways are becoming extinct, being replaced by "online store pick ups" Another fact.. If anyone were to open a tent and try to set it up they would be booted from the store immediatley. and finnaly, the security cameras are 16-18 ft. above the ground... not suitable for a mirror

anonymous Says:
June 22nd, 2007

I have worked at Walmart for almost 2 years now, and no, I am not 70 years old. Idiot. If you had any idea how hard it was to run a store like this, you wouldn't be such a jack arse for thinking all those pranks are fun. You wanna see fun? Try working as a cashier and seeing just how retarded customers can be. At my breaks, we all go outside and swap stupid customer jokes and stories. Customers never cease to amaze me lol. It's what makes my job so enjoyable. So you keep being the idiot that you are because in truth, YOU are the source of OUR entertainment, not the other way around.

anonymous Says:
September 02nd, 2007

i find it amusing that you get a kick out of the customers being dumb? they arent the ones who work for Wal-mart for minimum wage.

anonymous Says:
September 07th, 2007

me and my friend tried these all and some scared people and some we got in trouble for but we were never banned from the store it was so much fun you should try it

anonymous Says:
October 04th, 2007

Meet ya all in the middle... The condom one works, is not that much of a pain to "clean up" and won't get you in any trouble. Plus heck, stupid people are breading, let hope they take da hint and buy the darn things (and actually use them).

~If idiots grew on trees, this place would be a orchard~
~I saw Elvis! He was sitting next to big foot on the UFO~
~~Come to the dark side. We have cookies~~

anonymous Says:
November 06th, 2007

Customers at Wal Mart ARE typically rather ignorant and helpless it seems...and Wal Mart, surprisingly enough, pays better than many other stores (Gamestop, McDonalds...) I think the people who treat the employees like idiots are themselves idiots, really. I mean, honestly now, not everyone can just snap their fingers and have a good job, people need income and Wal Mart provides it. Get over yourselves, odds are you'll work at a similar place one day, and if not, lucky you.

On the topic of these pranks however, only a few of these are actually plausible to pull off. Mind you they may be funny, but don't wreck the store please. It's really common courtesy, the employees keep the store running for you to buy things.

anonymous Says:
November 09th, 2007

Employees at Wal-Mart are typically ignorant. Obvious?

anonymous Says:
November 30th, 2007

I happened upon this site by accident and theres just one thing i gotta say; shut up! The pranks seem funny but i would have thought they were anoying to the recievers so all of you stop moaning case closed. (btw im 14 and english so this proberbly counts for nothing)

anonymous Says:
January 08th, 2008

Just to remind you that your human also. Those people that shops at walmart are human also, so if your going to call them idiots, that mean you are an idiot as well.

anonymous Says:
January 18th, 2008

ok...you ppl took this WAY too seriously. hardly any of these pranks "wreak havoc" on good ol' walmart (not the best store in the world...they screw their employees and make them think they're all lies) besides the tomato juice which is hilarious. And I will be lodging a complaint to the founders about certain employees call customers ignorant...LOL...get over it ppl!!!!

anonymous Says:
January 28th, 2008

ooh come on. only a loser would have already done that shit...
DAMN! i'm a loser!

anonymous Says:
January 28th, 2008

another one is to find a cordless phone that the employees use to call someone and call random people then send them to another place like costomer service. call yourself if you want to.

anonymous Says:
March 31st, 2008

i just wanted 2 leave a comment cuz i was board

anonymous Says:
April 01st, 2008

omg these are hilerious!!!! i did #11 with my friend shelbyhappy.gif were planning to do the rest on our next trip!!!!! SCORE!!!

anonymous Says:
April 04th, 2008

I have been working for Walmart for 13 yrs now and sometimes we get the dumb customers also. For instance, I am working the fitting room, and the customers asks me where the fitting room is, DA, right in front of you. Or you have your name badge on and they ask you, if you work here. DA. Or you answer the phone, stating you are a 24 hour supercenter and they ask you how long your open DA. But then again there are alot of nice people that come in our store also, just wish the nice was more than the stupid.

anonymous Says:
April 04th, 2008

I always hear people complain about Walmart, then the next day where do you see them----in Walmart

anonymous Says:
April 09th, 2008

okay, to the person who works at walmart, LIGHTEN UP, if you dont like cleaning up after people, then get a new job, its called a sence of humor, seriously, kids are going to do it, and they are going to have fun, yes i no it may get annoying sometimes, but if you dont like it, the quit your job.

anonymous Says:
April 30th, 2008

walmart people, get a real job and a sense of humour JC

anonymous Says:
May 12th, 2008

@ the meat counter: If you can,or when you need to,while you are among other customers, let out an SBD! Qickly rip open some meat product,smell it and throw it back with a loud comment of your own! watch the fun ;-)

anonymous Says:
May 19th, 2008

man be all serious bout ur job all ya want, there is one major reason y ur all workin at wal mart cuz u probably were a stupid motha fucka that didnt do ya job in school. go ta fuckin college instead of cryin over ppl havin a sense of humor. all the ppl in wal mart ne wayz r lazy ass motha fuckas that dnt even worry bout the customers so u can see how much the consumer will kiss ya ass. its called none. cry me a river and build yaself a bridge and get over it. i been in managment for retail for years and i think this is fuggin hilarious to do at wal mart. it would be even funnier to do it @ ur store

anonymous Says:
June 08th, 2008

wow it all started with a list of pranks and it led to a wal-mart employee's life story and the ups and downs of it but really......who cares, if you dont like it stop complaining and get a better job

anonymous Says:
June 13th, 2008

omg i'm sitting at work right now, and i was so bored that i just read every single freakin comment...wow.
yall r kinda immature. but reading everyones comments was actually very entertaining. especially the really mean lets-bash-on-walmart-employees comments.
oooohhh daaaang lol

but honestly, my fav prank is going around and tagging random ppl. lemme tell ya tho, DO NOT TAG THE KIDS!! they will chase u then the parents will catch up w u and lecture u. its super lame and just plain awkward lol.

anonymous Says:
June 19th, 2008

It amazes me how horrible people can be sometimes. Just because you have a job at walmart doesnt mean that you're uneducated, a "tool", or any of those other things that you people want to call us. All you youngsters can listen up: No one wants to work, and no one wants to work at walmart especially. Personally, I go to college and I'm working at walmart so I can get a little money over the summer. It does not make me happy when I have to pickup some garbage from someone stealing something and leaving it in my department. Cleaning up after any of these pranks would not make me happy in the least bit either. I don't come to where you work and slap the broom out your hand, don't come to where I work and make it any more unpleasant/demeaning.

anonymous Says:
July 08th, 2008

You know what? Not all of us are able to go to college to get a better job ok. Now maybe you are the little baby of the family and get whatever you want. But I would rather work in retail then have an attitude like yours. You are nothing but a rude, imature, potty mouthed little boy that needs to grow up. You know what else? If it were not for people in retail then you would not have any underwear, shampoo, toilet paper or forms of birth control which your parents should have used when having sex so many years ago. You must have really STUPID parents if you think the way you do about this subject. I hope that one day you are stranded on the side of the road ( if you do, or ever able to operate a motor vehicle) and I stop to see if I could help you and tell you that you are NOT able to use my cell phone that the retailer that I work so hard for helped me pay for is not for your use and that you can stay here for the next few days and go hungry and dirty. then the day that you are saved you will be in MY store buying basics. So who is the loser now there buddy?

anonymous Says:
July 29th, 2008

I work at Walmart, i think this list is hilarious it will probably make some people mad but who cares they get pay, pss assoc just remember stupid or not customers
make your paycheck possible...I Shop at target best Quality products

anonymous Says:
September 03rd, 2008

i worked at jc penney for 4 years...and i gave up on customer service jobs...customers would destroy in 3 seconds lookin for a pair of pants that they dont even end up buying what cost me 4 hours to put tidy and clean...fuck store jobs

anonymous Says:
September 21st, 2008

よく練られた。

anonymous Says:
September 24th, 2008

よかった。

anonymous Says:
October 15th, 2008

Have anyone noticed is that the ruder the person is, the more the spelling is worse?

anonymous Says:
October 17th, 2008

ok being an employee of walmart i would have to say this is hilarious it makes us cashiers laugh and it lightens us up the one thing we have a problem with is the rude customers that start freaking out on us for going to slow or for talking while we work some of us arent that fast and others just have to something else while they work but other than that harmless pranks are fun i even did them before i was an employee and i will continue to do them afterwords

anonymous Says:
October 26th, 2008

Ahah.
Wow, okay first off you Wal-Mart employees really need to lighten up... honestly, teenagers (me being one) are going to do that, and you most likely did when you were our age too so cut the crap and stop trying to be noble. If all you're going to do is complain about your job then go get a new one, or something.
To the silly person saying they swap stories on their break, THAT'S ignorant. Hopefully one day a cutomer will catch you and report you and then you'll all go career (if you can call working at Wal-Mart, which employs child labour, a career) -less for the rest of your lives :]
So, I hope everyone has a nice day, and I am totally going to go and do some of that with my friends next time I'm at Wal-Mart or in the mall with them >:]

anonymous Says:
October 28th, 2008

This is Hilarious, a little mean, but funny... I may do one or 2 things, but nothing to ruin the store, it is just as fun to read them as do them

anonymous Says:
November 14th, 2008

I have worked for Wal-mart for 9 1/2 years now. I have to admit, some of those were pretty funny. However, to those of you who say, "Teenagers are going to do that, you most likely did them when you were our age." Well, I for one had a mom that taught me the meaning of respect. I was NEVER allowed to act like kids do these days and to be honest, I'm glad I was privileged to be raised the RIGHT WAY!!!!! Do unto others as you would have them do unto you......God Bless

anonymous Says:
November 14th, 2008

Look I work at Wal-Mart and still think these things are funny. yes it can be hard to work in retail but it can be alot of fun too. I joke around with the customers while still getting my job done. the managers think its great! they are human and realize not everything is going to be perfect and besides the customers come first and why not they make our paychecks. So come on fellow Wal-mart workers and lighten up and have some fun at work!!!!

anonymous Says:
December 02nd, 2008

hey...trample freaks...when you treat human beings like pankcake batter...that shit is gonna come right back on ya.....Karma is a bitch..and now you are too!!!

anonymous Says:
December 20th, 2008

Not all the customers at Wal-Mart are horrible people.. Some of them are very respectful and polite.. Then there comes all the assholes who f*** up everyone's day because they can't read and they can't comprehend anything.. There are some employees that are going to be crabby no matter what but most actually try to keep a positive atitude.. it's the assholes, like the ones that would actually pull pranks like these, that f*** up our whole shift.. Oh and Wal-Mart actually pays really well.. Way above minimum wage and offers great health benefits and programs for profit sharing, stock, and 401k

anonymous Says:
December 21st, 2008

Ok, I would like to say a few things on this topic,, i have commented before about 2 years ago, and happend to see this again.. I have now worked at walmart for 3 years, I make about 12.00 per hour, I work full time and go to college full time. for anyone who thinks that you have to be stupid for retarded to work at walmart, you are wrong. I hated the idea of walmart, but they have provided me with money for school, discounts on my brand new crew cab f150. im not a manager, I work in produce as a sales associate. Among the everyday insotre discounts, walmart also offers stock purchasing options which enable all full time associates to purchase stock at half price, discounts on cars, houses, and many sporting events, movies, and many more very cool tihngs. Walmart is really not that bad of a place, and for anyone who actually searched up this site, you are either a walmart associate or a lonely, no life, loser whose ass is broke. now have a great day.

anonymous Says:
December 22nd, 2008

grannysman
to12.22.anonymous
lighten up......you just show us oldies that the walmart
brainwashing does work. It iisa playground for maria and lupes offspring, they get under my feet worse than puppies in a kennel. Hope you can have a merry christmas with that attitude you got.

anonymous Says:
December 28th, 2008

hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!! luv it im going to try one out.

anonymous Says:
December 30th, 2008

Holy crap, people are STILL going on about this!
People, you all need to lighten up. Honestly, pranks like these are GOING to happen, even ADULTS might find these funny and do some, trust me I know some adults who would think this would be a ton of fun and do it, not saying they're mature though...
Yes Wal-Mart might be a "wonderful" place to work with all your benefits and whatever else you're spewing up there. But they employ child labor, it's a well known fact. And don't even try to say they don't because they do. I would never want to work at Wal-Mart, but I have to admit if it was a choice of Wal-Mart and a fastfood restaurant I'd have to pick Wal-Mart.
To 12.22.Anonymous: Holy crap woman... or man, have some restraint. It's lovely you feel so strongly about your work place but is your attitude really nessicary? I assure you I am neither a "Wal_mart associate, or a lonely, no life, loser whose ass is broke". I have a job, and a life, and I go to school, and I have tons of friends! I'm neither of those things so stop assuming! A friend sent this to me, and I'm pretty sure she was just bored so she was looking around this site. I'm sure she didnt go looking for pranks to do at Wal-Mart on purpose, thanks.
Anyway, I really do hope everyone has had a wonderful Christmas/Hanaka/Kwanza and a happy New Year!

-- Britt :]

anonymous Says:
December 30th, 2008

WOW BUNCH OF IDIOTS

anonymous Says:
December 30th, 2008

I work at walmart and they beat my ass on a regular basis
When I see kids pulling pranks. I bust them and also grab some merchandise and say they were stealing it. Guess what they are no longer allowed in my walmart!!!!!!!

anonymous Says:
January 11th, 2009

i read this whole list and, ok i understand sticking up for yourself but insulting some one's parents who really have nothing to do with this is just sick and rude so whoever it is that said someone must have stupid parents or whatever seriously needs to get a life. also, it's walmart, big deal, you don't have to act like you have a stick shoved up your a** when people get offended when you insult their jobs. it goes both ways.

anonymous Says:
February 03rd, 2009

I work at walmart there is no code 3 and there is no lay away dumbasses

anonymous Says:
March 23rd, 2009

You dumb asses talking made my night

anonymous Says:
March 25th, 2009

I think its funny!! alot of businesses are laying people off and look who is still standing..........Walmart! Alot of you who work for walmart should be thankful for that and if you don't work for walmart then I hope you have job security where ever you work. As far as the pranks, I work at walmart and YES I am a supervisor and I think these are pretty funny! that doesn't mean I'm gonna try them! I also have encountered a few pranks being played in my 6 or more years at walmart but that just gives me something to laugh about. for instance> call walmart and tell the manager that you are suing because you bought a package of condoms and now your girlfriend/ wife is pregnant and so you need walmart to pay child support! You can't take everything seriously or life will be boring! AS FAR AS THE TALKING ABOUT CUSTOMERS WHILE ON BREAK, IT IS NO DIFFERENT THAN YOU ALL SITTING HERE BASHING WALMART STORES WHEN YOU PROBABLY HAVE NEVER WORKED THERE AND REALLY HAVE NO CLUE! can't we all just get along happy.gif

anonymous Says:
March 28th, 2009

Hey there I am a Walmart associate as well and I agree with march 26th down here... As Wal- Mart associates we are safe from this whole economy issue some of us are getting additional bonuses this year because we are the only retail store still makeing money! I feel sorry for people that are getting laid off , I do. But just because Wal- Mart got a stupid bad rap for being slave drivers, doesnt mean our company is bad or our associates are stupid, Well looks like we have come along way huh?!! I have been with the company 5 yrs and I am an Assistant Manager and I have to say I am Proud To be a walmart employee cause I know my job and my family is safe. For those of you Wal-mart bashers well, I guess if you dont like our stores done shop there! Plain and simple!!

anonymous Says:
April 09th, 2009

I THINK ALL OF YOU STUCK UP NO FUN PPL WHO HAVE A PROBLEM WIT THESE JOKES SHOULD JUS GO DO SOMETHING FUN IN LIFE.. I MEAN REALLY YOU GOTTA LIVE FOR THE MOMENT SOME && HAVE FUN NOT WAST YOUR LIFE BITCHIN..<3amber rae

anonymous Says:
April 09th, 2009

personally what I do is find somthing in the store to put down a manikan's pants to resemble an erection.

anonymous Says:
April 28th, 2009

well, if I was a walmart employe I would bust a gut if someone did this to me, whats the point of life if you cant laugh about something

anonymous Says:
April 30th, 2009

someone had read this list to me from their email acct so i decided to look it up myself and ended up reading this entire comment page.
First of all to december 31.08...ur ruining someones life by making it seem like they stole something. it goes on their permanent record. if u didnt want to deal with kids like that then u shoulda found another job! if they are being childish, ur just simply a biatch!
To the employees, you know what your job asks of you...you arent there to just sit around and ring things through the cash...why do u think theres always so many of you ppl!! Get up ur asses from ur smoke breaks and actually do ur job...someone gotta do it.
i also kept reading employees "complaining" that this thing is lieing with the code 3 thing as well as the layaway...HELLO PPL ITS A FRIKKING JOKE...AND THIS JOKE IS FROM 2006!!! back in the day they did have layaway.
lighten up ppl!

anonymous Says:
May 02nd, 2009

Go to wal-mart and do this
Sixty-Eight Fun Things to do in Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3.Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Football; see how many people you can get to join in.

5. Run up to an employee (preferrebly a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him " I need some tampons!!"

6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.

7. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms

9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "sex and candy"

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this ****, anyway?"

15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.

16. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins. 18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

20. Put M&M's on layaway.

21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

24. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

31. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

33. Take bets on the battle described above.

34. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!!)

35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

36. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.

37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission:Impossible."

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

40. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

42. Two words: "Marco Polo."

43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc.

44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

45. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

46. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

47. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.

48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

49. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

51. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good bessie."

52. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

53. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,quickly make off with it without saying a word.

54. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

55. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

56. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

57. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)."

58. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

59. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

60.When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

61.Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

62.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

63.Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

64. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

65. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

66. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

67. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

68. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it.

anonymous Says:
May 10th, 2009

My favorite is to buy a pack of gum and walk through the store asking people if they have any gum. When they say no offer them a piece.

anonymous Says:
May 29th, 2009

LOL too funny. I am retired from the state and working at Walmart now. I am a people person and enjoy 99% of the people I come in contact with at work!! These are funny ideas and when pictured in your head, make you laugh (I hope)! I was pleasantly surprise about Walmart, because I had heard all the propaganda about low wages etc. I have received in this last year over $3,000 in bonus checks this year! That does not include my salary! Actually, I learned long ago that there are "sour" people. I know you know these people on sight!!! Their eyes are mean and cold!!!.........lol....and their mouth points down!!!!!.lol These people you can not please regardless what you do. The rest of us simply have our ups and down and hopefully, respect that in each other. Now look in the mirror......which are you? Life is to short to be grumpy! Enjoy life and have fun in whatever way makes you happy. As long as it does not hurt someone else!!

anonymous Says:
June 02nd, 2009

lol.....lighten up ppl, it's a good laugh >: p

anonymous Says:
June 20th, 2009

It's all in good fun. The bitter Walmart workers need to get over it. Us teenagers are not spoiled little punks or whatever, we're kids trying to have fun so we don't end up bitter like you. It's not to piss you off, it's to give us something to laugh about. If you don't like it so much, then quit.

anonymous Says:
June 25th, 2009

hahaha some of these pranks are HILARIOUS!! For all those Wal-Mart employees who think that these jokes are not funny and immature .. lighten up! if you say that working in retail is hard ... learn to have some fun!!
May 02nd, 2009 - you're ideas are sooooooooo funny!! grin.gif
i wouldn't do anything to damage the store .. but some of these i am just dying to try out!!

anonymous Says:
June 28th, 2009

Ha ha I did the tomato juice one and the one about filling ur cart will a lot of condoms and walk around the store to c peoples reactions and then leave the cart were a lot of people are. it hilarious!!!!!!!

anonymous Says:
July 02nd, 2009

i cant believe this is still going on after all these years ... fyi - there is no code 3 at walmart, so that one is just dumb

anonymous Says:
July 19th, 2009

I dont know how you can go in a wal-mart. any wal-mart you go in to down here in SC is always filled with asholes. The kind that if it was legal to kill you would. These people go through the store like they own it or they are going to a fire. How about the hillbilly rednecks that park in the middle of an asile and gab about their constipation, wont move and then look at you like you can down another asile. Freakin idiot wal-mart shoppers!!!! Go Target!

anonymous Says:
July 20th, 2009

i am a walmart associate myself, and I DO think these pranks are funny as hell. There is no reason for everyeone to have to be SO SERIOUS.

anonymous Says:
July 23rd, 2009

I wouldn't actually do these things they're just a good laugh.

anonymous Says:
August 14th, 2009

Why not go into a K-Mart, Quik rip, Sears, CVS, Kroger, Publix, Rite Aid, Hallmark, Music Store, Mall, Movies, You parents home, your best friends home, You grandparents home, your Aunts home, your Church and do all These (or some of) things? If your going to be that immature, do it all the way!

anonymous Says:
August 19th, 2009

I also work for big bad Walmart. I have a college degree and own my own business with my husband. I work at Walmart because they pay me $11 an hour to deal with morons. I also get good benefits, stock options and quarterly bonuses. Yeah, some of these pranks are funny, but would you want to have to clean up after them?

And, Anon Oct 26: It's funny that you think it's okay for people to come into a store and play pranks, but you think it's ignorant for the employees to talk about it. If you can't take it don't dish it out.

anonymous Says:
September 24th, 2009

www.fattiesatwalmart.com

anonymous Says:
September 27th, 2009

Soooo many coments.
Also, speaking of walmart... Penis

anonymous Says:
September 30th, 2009

People on both sides should learn to deal with each other. Opinions are like assholes, everyone has em and they all stink. We've all had some annoying customer bug us and we've all had a worker be really rude for asking a simple question they get paid to answer. Try and enjoy the ride while it lasts people.

anonymous Says:
October 05th, 2009

I'm a walmart employie an I som times cry becus of thangs peple do.

anonymous Says:
October 20th, 2009

I work at walmart, and all I can say is to be sure to give the managers and customer servise managers hell. But please, leave us stockmen alone (we might even help you out of trouble). Oh, and instead of "code 3" in housewears, try code brown in sporting goods (shooting situation) or a code green (hostage) anywhere, enjoy.

anonymous Says:
November 02nd, 2009

I love it how those people putting down Walmart employees (and telling them that they are stupid or retarded - and that they'll never go to college) are the the ones who's spelling and grammar are the worst!!

jzsfrkx2 Says:
November 05th, 2009

#1-I don't believe I just read this whole thread.

#2-I've been with WM for a few years now and for the most part, enjoy it. Most of my customers are awesome and I know my regulars. I also know our regular *pains in the neck.* It gives us something to laugh at knowing that *this, too, will pass.*

#3-This list is just a fun conglomeration of things that everyone would love to try sometime, however, most of us have the self-control to enjoy it from our imagination. The others, well....simply consider the source. Have a blessed day everyone! ;-)

#4-For your viewing pleasure (or disgust!) go to www.peopleofwalmart.com My coworkers, managers, family, friends, and I have a great time keeping up with this website! They have a facebook fan page, too! :-P

anonymous Says:
November 19th, 2009

Haha, seriously? #1 for the people who work there, dont complain. You were a teenager once too, and you know you had fun pullin pranks. #2...still for walmart employees, if you cant handle a little humor, get another job. Or better yet a better education. YOU made the decision to work there, and you cant expect it to be perfect! Soooo GUESS WHAT?! Im goin to walmart tonight, im gonna dress up your frozen turkeys, im gonna spread the joy of condoms, im gonna rearrange all of your cds, im gonna make a random announcement on the intercom, im gonna eat a bag of chips through the store and pay for an empty bag....and i think ill pay for that and all my other stuff in pennies(: How does that sound? Your job is to keep walmart clean and tidy, and if you constantly clean it, itsnever dirty...thats where we help you. I know at my work i hate sittin around with nothing to do! So im gonna help you out. Im gonna give you lots to do. Heyy heres another thought...i think im gonna go pick out some hair dye....swich things up a bit(:
Well okay bye!

anonymous Says:
December 19th, 2009

GOD this is so old and so lame! I work undercover securityy for walmart! Here's a good prank, select a high priced DVD walk around the store suspiciously for 5 min., then select a bag (purse, tote, backpack) put it on, open it up and carry it along with the dvd, again wander thru the store suspiciously, if you noticed someone following you, or happen to see the same 1 or 2 people over and over, thats security, (they wear casual clothes) now start makin ur way towards a door, as if you're going to walk out, DO NOT PASS THE PEOPLE GREETER AREA LOL at the last minute, drop the items and run outside! Congrats! You've just given security a big let down, and wasted thier time LOL

anonymous Says:
December 24th, 2009

I'm a store manger and like simple pranks that don't cost my store money or pranks that can cause harm to persons shopping . I really could use a good laugh ever now and then . I also think that everone should treat even as they want to be treated .

anonymous Says:
December 29th, 2009

haha ive read these before and tried doing he thing in the dressing rooms and yelling that there is no toilet paper and the ppl actually unlocked the thing and kicked me out...

anonymous Says:
January 06th, 2010

I work at walmart, and personally think some of the pranks people pull are hilarious. Just watch out for the crotchety workers because there are people that will have security follow you or call the cops for this stuff. While you don't get hauled off to jail you can get a ticket. So please keep coming up with the hilariousness, but watch out for the crochety people that ruin it for everybody!

anonymous Says:
January 13th, 2010

OMG!!!!! I went to Wal Mart and when the intercom thingy went off I went into the fetal position and screamed NO! NO! its those voices again! It was funny People were staring and the reactions! HA!

anonymous Says:
January 22nd, 2010

if I worked at walmart i would find this stuff extremely funny, as I've done a lot (and more) of it myself. I can get that you would be all
Walmart is a very respected store and stupid American teenagers need to respect it because- blah blah blah!" who la-de-frickin' cares what a silly little employee says? it just makes us want to "wreak havoc" some more. but when people laugh, it gives us self confidante, and makes us like the store and the people who work there more! and who wants to live in a world with pissed off teenagers?!

anonymous Says:
January 24th, 2010

I wanna say I am 20 and well Umm all u saying this is normal for teenagers to do these things yes mabe nowadays but not all do Hell I never pulled a prank I was raised right and taught to respect others even if I hate or disliked them Like now I kno some1 I hate so much but when I saw she got surgery on her foot and needed help carrying things i helped her And plz ppl stop saying if u work at Wal-Mart that means u are stupid or ignorant or never payed attention in school that is so not true Damn have u seen how hard it is to get a job now Fuck I have been trying to get a job for 3 years now and would love it no matter where it was that I got a job just cuz I need the money and damn not all ppl can go to college hello college costs money and some ppl like me for example have emotional issues and have trouble in environments such as school and learning that I have to go to an online college at the moment so Damn stop all u ppl that are hating this is just plain nonsense and ignorance but yes I will say spme of these are very funny but then again some of these can't be done at all

anonymous Says:
January 24th, 2010

I work at walmart and i just think it is absolutly hilarious when people fuck off and blow loads everywhere, i use to say all kinds of funny shit over the intercom, until they banned paging for employees, now we are only allowed to page for customers(maybe some funny mother fucking wild ass son of a bitch teenagers)!

anonymous Says:
January 24th, 2010

A lot of teenagers have a moron value of 9000 so that is probably why they do stupid shit, those FUCKING LITTLE SHIT HEAD TEENAGERS!!!

anonymous Says:
January 24th, 2010

Does anybody have 50 bux that i can borrow

anonymous Says:
January 24th, 2010

Can a walmart employee tell who ballsack wilson is

anonymous Says:
February 02nd, 2010

I am in my early 20's and work at walmart as a cashier and i love it when people do stupid shit like that because, in case anyone hasn't noticed, walmart sucks. It is SO boring. It gives us something and someone to laugh at. Plus what is better then seeing someone escorted out of walmart while their acts are being cheered for. Mang gets so pissd off.! It's GREAT !

anonymous Says:
February 09th, 2010

@january 25: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!

anonymous Says:
March 24th, 2010

I love these! I am too chicken to try them, by I'll endorse pranks anyway.
P.S. You're right, Feb. 03, Wal-Mart does suck. It sucks ass.

anonymous Says:
March 28th, 2010

Well i worked at a macs for a few months and actually enjoyed it i loved it when ppl came in and started acting crazy bc it did amuse me it made the day better bc we employees always had to act like stupid robots who never got to have any fun bc we would get in trouble but thats not the point i was a teenager then and it did not bother me that i had to clean up whatever mess they made cause it made time go by faster but now i would never do that but thats me it still didnt bother me now i would never dare anyone to do it and yes me and my other co workers would make fun of the customers it added to our amusement and another thing those who have a problem with that u can always go and get your degree like a normal person and attempt to get outta that situation but let me tell u now i take care of elderly ppl and i took this man to hospital once and there were ppl in their 30s and 40s who played pranks on ppl at the hospital i saw it so no matter where you go there will always be immature ppl sorry to bust your bubble but its the truth so get over it!!!!

anonymous Says:
March 28th, 2010

come on all of u ppl that work at walmart that cant stand that kind of stuff honestly u know very well u would much rather have a teenager pullling pranks at walmart than to have them out on the streets doing stuff far worse honestly to me if it keeps them out of danger and trouble let them have their fun!!!!

anonymous Says:
April 11th, 2010

LMAO, we kick so many people out for doing some of this shit... most of us just laugh our asses off as we watch the strict associates ban them hahaha!

anonymous Says:
April 14th, 2010

TARGET FTW!!!! =D

anonymous Says:
April 26th, 2010

Go to WalMart and ask the door greeter if she has a man in the closet. When she replys to ya say to her Oh come on now we all know you are hidding that hottie in there.. let him out let him out... and really start yelling it loud so other people look at the door greeter funny!!

anonymous Says:
July 01st, 2010

wow. some of these people get all uptight about this cuz they work at wally world. wow. well news flash: its just funny. these arents that funny but i found another website with 101 things to do and it had me laughing so hard i was about to pee my pants and made my abs hurt lol. half the people on here say theyre gonna do this stuff just to be "cool". they never do it. so dont get your panties in a wad just bcuz some people want to have a little fun in walmart.
and to all the employees that r gettin all uptight: look at it from our point of view when u see someone doing this stuff. its freaking HILARIOUS!!!!!!! lighten up a little people jeez. its not that big of a deal. we're not bein rude to you like some of the actual customers you complain about, we pranksters are in there for our own enjoyment and the enjoyment of the customers and employees who actually have a decent sense of humor. we know you employees wanna have a good laugh while on the job. well.... we are your chance for that happy.gif)

anonymous Says:
July 01st, 2010

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That person is totally correct. I work at Wal-Mat and love to watch these kids come in here and make fools of themselves and enjoy themselves. They know they're making fools of themselves, but they don't care. That's what makes it even funnier wink.gif

anonymous Says:
July 20th, 2010

way funny i wanna try 2 do sum i think it would b funny as hell

anonymous Says:
July 27th, 2010

Alright i work at wal-mart just because i needed a job and they are always hiring, it doesn't make me an idiot! and i agree with a lot of you yes customers are annoying and rude but they get us paid so we just need to deal with it and i guarantee almost everyone that i work with there is an idiot and rude to customers, it's never going to change! kids (even adults) come in all the time and do pranks... its entertaining! i even do some of these pranks (well not at my work cause i don't want to get fired) but come on people livin up a little bit and have some fun. btw i work in the toy department so it's like the worst and i deal with it!

anonymous Says:
September 22nd, 2010

101 FUN THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals
throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvin ball; see how many people you can get
to join in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the
spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW,
especially thin narrow aisles.

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I
think we’ve got a Code 3 in House wares,” and see what
happens.

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off
and turn the volumes to “10”

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen
you in so long!…” etc. See if they play along to avoid
embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask
yourself loud enough for all to hear, “Who BUYS this junk,
anyway?”

15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.

16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re
taking it for a “test drive.”

17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about
five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the
department.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store
as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look
mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic!”

20. Put M&M’s on layaway.

21. Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll
only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from
the other aisles.

24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Pompom.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around
saying,”…I’m Batman. Come, Robin, to the Bat cave!”

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell “hello”
upside down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask,
“Why won’t you people just leave me alone?”

30. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired
employees if there are any in stock, i.e., “Do you have any
Shnerples here?”

31. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale
battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

32. Take bets on the battle described above.
33. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

34. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from
“Mission: Impossible.”

35. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while
squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him ” I
need some tampons!!”

36. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.

37. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

40. Say things like, “Would you be so kind as to direct me to
your Twinkies?”

41. Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store.

42. Two words: “Marco Polo.”

43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet
food aisle, etc.

44. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s in Electronics.

45. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the
restrooms

46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at
something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker,
assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no! It’s those
voices again!”

49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and
relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain
that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little
umbrella in it.

51. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice
possible “sex and candy”

52. Try putting different pairs of women’s panties on your
head and walk around the store casually.

53. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the
mannequins.

54. Nonchalantly “test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

55. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run
between them, yelling, “Red Rover!”

56. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror
while you pick your nose.

57. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joe’s vs. G.I. Jane‘s.
(Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!!)

58. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly
ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act
as spastic as possible.

59. While no one’s watching quickly switch the men’s and
women’s signs on the doors of the rest room.
60. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch
everyone’s jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

61. In the auto department, practice your “Madonna” look with
various funnels.

62. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse
through, say things like “the fat man walks alone,” and scare
them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

63. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you
and get into a very serious conversation. Ex: The person is
breaking up with you and you begin crying “How could you
do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was
another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME
darling.” Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto
the ground screaming and having convulsions.

64. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people
out.

65. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and
begin stroking it lovingly, saying “Good girl, good Bessie.”

66. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of
shoes, not putting one pair back. Take the paper from the
boxes and throw it in various aisles.

67. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Pompom.

68. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every
perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another
girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way.
“hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign?(giggle).” When the boy
shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way.
“hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign?(giggle).”

69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples
carts when they don’t realize it!

70. Walk around the perfume department with a bottle of
super strong perfume and spray people as they walk by. Lean
in and sniff them then jump back and wave your hand in front
of your nose and saying “Oh god, your over powering the
perfume!!”

71. Hit on the elderly.

72. Hit on 5 year olds.

73. In the food aisle, pretend like there’s a little bug, slowly
move your head to the right, then swing your head to the left
as if your trying to follow it. Slowly lower your head to the
ground, then start spinning around in circles stomping like
crazy. Then finally yell out “Yes!!! I got it!!! Wow, that was
the biggest Cockroach I’ve ever seen, I think it was pregnant!!!
Hey look, there’s another one!!!” Then Repeat.

74. Repeat 73 with a can of bug spray.

75. Crawl around on the ground and pretend that your a cat.
Meow when people walk by, rub up against their legs, etc.

76. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a
prissy English Man. Say things like “Cheerio, good man.” to
people who walk by. And don’t forget to have perfect posture.

77. Start grunting like Beavis and Butthead while chasing your
friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those
electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they
don’t know you.

78. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for
toddlers. Fit the character; if your on a hoarse, then pretend
that your a cowboy, etc.. And If a little kid comes over
wanting to use it, start barking at them until
they run away crying.

79. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind
customers and “accidentally” hit the people instead of your
friend.
80. Excessively use anything thing that says “Try Me”.

81. Start pocketing any and all free samples.

82. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins.

82. Walk up to the customer service and when they say
“Hello, how may I help you?” say “Yes, I’ll have a Quarter
Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of
French fries and a diet coke.” And when they start to talk, say
“Oh, to go”. Then when they say that they can’t give it to you
say “Oh, This is because I’m gay isn’t it? I’d expect this from
Caldor’s, but not Wal-Mart. People who are gay are just like
everyone else your know. You disgust me” Then walk away
mumbling to yourself. If your a guy, try to act as valley- girl-
like as you can

83. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people
asking where the rash cream is because your family and all
your friends seem to have a rash too.

84. When your alone, have loud conversations with your
“multiple personalities”. Have an English man, a Southern
person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old
girl all at the same time. You have to use accents. They should
sound like this: “Great idea good fellow, we shall have a jolly
good time.(English)” “Look, oall I wanna do, is wok at
Sawbucks and git a caw fee(New York)” Etc.

85. Start “dancing” like mad. Basically, just wail your arms
and legs around like your having some kind of massive
seizure.

86. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the
store.

87. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to
leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your
walking through the doors As if your suspecting the alarms to
go off. Then when it doesn’t go off, let out a big sigh. Then
quickly look around you to see who’s watching and run away
as fast as your can.

88. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger,
your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while
singing the circus song.

89. Put jockstraps in the lingerie department

90. Put lingerie in the men’s department.

91. Put super sexy lingerie in old men’s carts when they turn
around.

92. When your alone, start screaming help and yelling that
someone is trying to rape you. Then when everyone runs over,
start crying and saying “All I ever wanted was a little
attention” Then run away crying.
93. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while,
start saying blink every time it blinks. Don’t look away, just
stay mesmerized.

94. Walk up to a lady and calmly say “Help me. The voices in
my head are telling me to do naughty things.” Then clap your
hands over your ears, fly yell head around and start screaming
“NO!!! I DON’T WANT TO HURT THE NICE LADY NO
NO NO NO!!!!” Then suddenly stop, look her straight in the
eyes, and Calmly say “I…will start…a fire…” The pull out a
Zippo and start laughing hysterically in an evil way. But don’t
light the Zippo, just hold it closed.

95. Light a match under a sprinkler.

96. Walk up to someone and say “Oh, so your back for more. I
warned you never to come back here. Wait here while I go get
my shot gun”. Then walk away.

97. Walk up to a guy and say “Oh my god, is it you? Oh my
god it is!!! I haven’t seen you in so long!!!!” Then kiss him.
Then slap and him say “Why didn’t you ever call me??” Then
walk away. Much more affective if you’re a guy.

98. Stand next to a manikin and pretend that your a
mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as
possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your
watch and say. “Finally, my shift is done. I really don’t get
paid enough to do this”

99. Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone.

100. Act like your about to cry and ask people “Have you seen
my mommy?”

101. Steal a Wal-Mart shirt. The possibilities are endless.

*BONUS* Attempt all of the above during the same visit.

~DESTRUCTER OF WAL-MART!!! M.O.L.!!!

anonymous Says:
October 21st, 2010

Mmmm...Outta my way! I'm going to Wal Mart with my friend to do this!

anonymous Says:
October 23rd, 2010

$13.90 isnt minimum wage...

anonymous Says:
December 02nd, 2010

i gave up on reading alllll the coments but i was pretty fucked up and i went to walmart (non drink friend drove) and i asked me friend for a piggyback ride b/c i was tired and we where there for a while (drunk people take there time) BUT hes like nope. so i asked some kid about my age for one and hes like do i know you i said no and then he gave me a piggyback ride all over the store. and he had the most confused look and everyone we past i was like i dont know hiM!!!!!

anonymous Says:
December 23rd, 2010

I work at a Walmart in AZ and if I ever caught a person doing any of these things I would give them a high five and pretend I never saw them. I love these stupid little pranks and it's not like I, as a Cashier have anything to fun to look forward to. So continue with the pranks, they keep me entertained.

anonymous Says:
January 08th, 2011

Ever had a job? It's quite serious. They may be funny. But you'll most likely be asked to leave after some of these.

anonymous Says:
January 27th, 2011

@ the person who pt up the 101 Fun Things to Do at Walmart list....most of them are funny as hell to see a reaction from ppl. the only one tht is super annoyin is the 1st one where u put things in the cart, than leave it. I got a great sense of humor and i am always up for a good laugh but theirs nothing more annoying than having to put a cart full of random crap away after someone just decided to leave it as a prank. honestly, its not even funny. as for the other things, most of them would give me a good laugh at work

anonymous Says:
February 25th, 2011

i love mj. keep the faith. justin bieber u cannot steal his crown

anonymous Says:
March 09th, 2011

Ya know, I was just reading a few comments from a few years past.

Someone said it was shameful to work at walmart for minimum wage.

I work at walmart and I make 2 dollars over minimum wage.

Just sayin...

anonymous Says:
March 09th, 2011

I think reading about these pranks is funny, but doing them in really life not so much. Have a good day and God bless you!

anonymous Says:
April 02nd, 2011

omg i love the pranks ppl do at wal mart (since im 1 of them) but do ppl rele gotta use proper english? its more fun wen u use txt lingo

anonymous Says:
April 14th, 2011

Glue a quarter to the floor in the middle off the isle and while pretending to shop see how many peaple try to pick it up and curse when they can't get it. i did this at school and i got in school suspension. it was still funny though! also my sister works for walmart and she loves when kids do this kind of stuff. and thats saying alot since shes the type of person who gets pissed at the tiniest things. she put a HUGE dent in the front of her car ramming the car that cut in front of her. just to get back at them for doing it!

anonymous Says:
April 20th, 2011

Take a piece of paper and write "hide and seek world champions" and paste it over the missing persons board

anonymous Says:
April 20th, 2011

its 4/20 so go smoke a joint in tha bathroom or sumthin......

anonymous Says:
May 01st, 2011

I am a Walmart employee, and honestly, I think it depends on the prank that the kids are pulling. If I see a kid running around and tagging people, of course I am going to laugh. But the tomato juice one? Thats not funny, thats dangerous. What if someone came around a corner and slipped in it? Its amazing how little liquid it takes for someone to get hurt.
It really feels like we are being disrespected when people trash the store. Upper management doesn't care what happened; just that the store looks nice by the end of your shift. Some days, my back hurts so badly, that if I saw a someone open a tent and assemble it, I would cry. Not because I take my job so seriously. No, because I am tired after helping people all day and the thought of being on my hands and knees trying to take down a tent makes me suicidal.

anonymous Says:
May 03rd, 2011

I don't see anything funny about these "pranks". I never shop at Wal-Mart because it is a big rip-off. The merchandise is inferior and it galls me that we as taxpayers are actually subsidizing Wal-Mart profits, since the majority of the employees have to live on Medicaid/Medi-Cal and foodstamps, due to their low wages. I'd rather spend my money at Big Lots, I get superior quality merchandise and food for a fraction of what the same stuff would cost elsewhere. How sad that an employee mentioned having worked there 2 yrs already and only makes $2.00 over minimum wage. What does that amount to? $10.00 or $10.50 an hour? How can you support yourself on that? Oh, that's right food stamps. How is it that Costco can pay their employees a decent wage and sell products at fairly cheap prices and still make profits? Is it because the owners aren't as greedy as Wal-Mart is?

anonymous Says:
May 13th, 2011

Toooooooooooooo FUNNY...I work at walmart and guess what, I enjoy working there because of the customers that I help....Customer Returns are so funny at the service desk too...but the pranks and prank calls are also funny...Walmart Employee's whoever you may be, please have a SENSE OF HUMOR of all of this thread cause im not the one thats gonna be so serious...Actually the Pranks are funny...but you have to keep a straight face.

anonymous Says:
May 24th, 2011

ok i have worked at walmart and just reading some of these posts are hilarious! i think that if i did work retail i would enjoy watching people do this stuff i would probly even help out!! some people just need to get a life and stop being so anal!!!!!

anonymous Says:
June 23rd, 2011

I am all for pulling pranks as long as it doesn't harm anything. I have about six friends who work at walmart and I don't want them having to stay later after working all day. Anyways I got a few pranks myself.
1. hold some random person's hand then say "Wait.. you're not my mommy.."
2. Put tampons in a men's shopping cart.
3. Go up to a worker and tell them you finally got your acceptance letter from Hogwarts and give them a list of supplies that you'll need. When they tell you hogwarts isn't real call them a stupid muggle and 'curse' them.
4. prance around singing the lollipop song.
5. Tell someone you're waiting for the 8 dementional ds and when they tell you there is no such thing go "wait.. what year is it?" When they look at you stupidly and tell them go "oh my god the time machine worked!" then ask them what their name is and say you're their greatgreatgreat grandchild from the future"
6. Randomly say you're going to be a pokemon master if someone asks what you're goal in life is.
7. Say to someone on another isle in a creepy voice "I see you" or "i know where you live" then pretend you just got there.
8. Go toward the baby isle (preferably a guy) and sigh airily at the clothes and find the nearest guy and say "Lets go have a baby"
9. Go into the electronics, stand there for a while and look around suspiciously. When someone asks if you need any help freak out and say no in a worried way. Go into another isle and do the samething but this time walk away, hurriedly.
10. Go into the bakery and ask if they can make you a hotdog to go with a side order of fries.

They're not all that great but they don't do alot of harm either. enjoy. :3

anonymous Says:
August 06th, 2011

Walk through the store acting like you have tourretts and swear loudly randomly and hit your self

anonymous Says:
October 03rd, 2011

i went into walmart wearing a werewolf mask and bought a kitkat bar. i turned to the lady and said, "You, know, i could've waited till i got home. but i was just... soo... HUNGRY..." and then i ran out of the store howling. it was hilarious.

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anonymous Says:
December 20th, 2011

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anonymous Says:
December 21st, 2011

For the Walmart Workers!

Stop having a stick up your ass & taking you lame ass minimum wage job soooo seriously. Kids will be kids. I'm sure in your life someone has tripped or fallen and youve laughed... Your that asshole saying DON'T LAUGH DONT LAUGH! it's not funny they could have really hurt themselves. So get off your damn high horse! If your really getting upset about a joke being played once in a while on you than I feel sorry for you. You must have no sence of humor. Without humor in this world,life would be a horrible. I hope to never meet you.

anonymous Says:
August 19th, 2014

Ok so I work at Walmart and I enjoy it a lot! I know the regulars by name and yes it does
Get annoying when people act helpless or ask questions that they already
Know. but hey! We need some fun some because it gets a little boring sometimes! I would love to have some pranksters come in and have some fun!

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