Hello again
Date: Nov 7th, 2006 3:33:07 pm - Subscribe
Mood: loud
I'm sorry I haven't posted in a long time, but I think I was banned for being too much of a rebel.
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The last straw
Date: Feb 7th, 2006 4:43:08 pm - Subscribe
Mood: didactic
I talked to my mom last night and she said that I can come live with her as soon as she gets out of rehab.
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Beem-o the emo Dog!!!
Date: Feb 5th, 2006 5:44:01 pm - Subscribe
Mood: looking out for the man
I took my dog Beem-o down to Tattoos 'R Us at the mall today to get his lipped pierce but the guy said he couldn't do it because of health department regulations. I don't know though, he looked kind of shifty eyed when he was explaining it to me. I bet my dad called him.
WTF, I don't think Beem-o has lips anyway.
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Post my toast
Date: Feb 5th, 2006 4:10:26 am - Subscribe
Mood: metallic
My dad said if I get any more facial piercings he's going to make me sleep in the garage.
Dad, why are you such a hater?
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The Winter Olympics
Date: Feb 4th, 2006 10:06:00 pm - Subscribe
Mood: dirge like
The winter olympics only serve to remind me that in dodge ball I used to be the designated target.
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Color me black and back
Date: Oct 20th, 2005 3:30:04 am - Subscribe
Mood: done
Dr Hunter Douglas: mr. mental man
I did my time, but I know where they hid all the sharp objects.
Sit Beem-o, sit
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Captain Useless
Date: Feb 11th, 2005 4:24:31 am - Subscribe
Mood: stupid
I need more food like I need more holes in my cargo pants.
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SUPER BOWL SUNDAY
Date: Feb 6th, 2005 4:54:56 pm - Subscribe
Mood: mopey
Fuck the super bowl.
I hate sports.
They always picked the retarded kid before they picked me, and he smelled like ass!
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Think, but not too much, you've heard it's degrading
Date: Feb 5th, 2005 4:30:38 am - Subscribe
Mood: gauche
Dr Hunter Douglas: ... The Yoga Guy
Meditation ain't for crap.
My brain still hurts and my socks still smell.
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Dial me 800-Animal Planet
Date: Feb 3rd, 2005 4:43:55 pm - Subscribe
Mood: unfulfilled
Dr Hunter Douglas: Animal channeler
Can an animal be unhappy? My dog Beem-o just mopes around all day.
I see great sadness in his eyes.
I just want to curl up with him on his blanket in the mud room and tell him
I know how you feel, I know how you feel, I know how you feel.
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Again and over again
Date: Feb 3rd, 2005 6:54:54 am - Subscribe
Mood: placid
Dr Hunter Douglas: ... Male Emoist
Once again abandoned in my hour of need. It looks like another night of infomercials and splurge and purge. 
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It is so ... whatever
Date: Feb 3rd, 2005 5:29:16 am - Subscribe
Mood: torpid
What a waste of an evening. Does anyone have a cup of understanding I can borrow?
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The need
Date: Feb 3rd, 2005 4:34:21 am - Subscribe
Mood: distant
I feel a need in my heart to become a better man, if only my weaknesses will give way to my strengths.
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New blog
Date: Feb 3rd, 2005 3:50:22 am - Subscribe
Mood: tormented
Blah, blah, blah
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