| The winter olympics only serve to remind me that in dodge ball I used to be the designated target. |
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My dad said if I get any more facial piercings he's going to make me sleep in the garage. Dad, why are you such a hater? |
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I took my dog Beem-o down to Tattoos 'R Us at the mall today to get his lipped pierce but the guy said he couldn't do it because of health department regulations. I don't know though, he looked kind of shifty eyed when he was explaining it to me. I bet my dad called him. WTF, I don't think Beem-o has lips anyway. |
| I talked to my mom last night and she said that I can come live with her as soon as she gets out of rehab. |