tips on how not be ugly
1. your hair is ugly, fried, yellow and orange. stop trying to be a
bergdorf blonde and give it up. you're obvi. too po' to afford a good stylist.
2. get that snarl off of your face.
3. don't photoshop your pictures - everyone can tell
4. you have to be fake on the inside to be perfectly fake on the outside
5. don't open your mouth. seriously.
6. just because you tell everyone that you dont care, doesnt mean its true.
7. learn to apply make up. don't use too much bronzer on your face, babe, cos the rest of you is pale as fuck.
8. you think your on top of the world now? think again.
9.
you know what? i don't give a shit about this list anymore.
go get pregnant.
i am back
xoxo, kt
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