I need to brush my teeth
Date: Feb 2nd, 2005 11:59:08 pm - Subscribe
Mood: jinxed


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I missed every bus and hit every stoplight today.
I walked all the way home in thin soled shoes. My reflection in the piss puddles looked haggard. I drank too much water and peed my pants a little before I made it home. I had the wrong keys.

It reminded me of the time I lost control at Disneyland, just outside Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. I can never find a bathroom when I need it.

Why did I ever get toilet trained in the first place?
What a fucking waste of time.
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dhd_me - February 03rd, 2005
You need someone to sing a song just to you.
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crowsblood - February 03rd, 2005
Whoo! What a terrible day! I'm so sorry. =(
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dpresso - February 03rd, 2005
I am so touched by your empathy.
Thanks. I am going to change my underwear and have some whiskey and listen to my favorite song and try to be thankful that people do care.

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buddy_nob - February 03rd, 2005
Too much water sucks!!
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dpresso - February 03rd, 2005
I am so touched by your empathy.
Thanks. I am going to change my underwear and have some whiskey and listen to my favorite song and try to be thankful that people do care.

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dpresso - February 03rd, 2005
I am so touched by your empathy.
Thanks. I am going to change my underwear and have some whiskey and listen to my favorite song and try to be thankful that people do care.

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silentjade - February 03rd, 2005
that sucks that you peed in ur pants.hopefully you changed ur undies!

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