I need to brush my teeth
Date: Feb 2nd, 2005 11:59:08 pm - Subscribe
Mood: jinxed
I missed every bus and hit every stoplight today.
I walked all the way home in thin soled shoes. My reflection in the piss puddles looked haggard. I drank too much water and peed my pants a little before I made it home. I had the wrong keys.
It reminded me of the time I lost control at Disneyland, just outside Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. I can never find a bathroom when I need it.
Why did I ever get toilet trained in the first place?
What a fucking waste of time.
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