Another Wasted Night

Sep 12th, 2010 11:20:46 pm - Subscribe
Mood: abnormal

I spent a perfectly good evening trying to get laid. No takers. At least for tonight. One girl took a rain check for a drunken makeout session. Made plans for a three-way sometime this week. Chelsea agreed to let me shove something in her, but never specified what. Jeremy canceled his plan to see me but made it clear that he wants to see me and is no longer just doing me a favor.

I went through all my contacts today, texting anyone who might want to hook up tonight. Each one told me they either wanted to get to know me first, wanted some sort of commitment, or they started seeing someone.

When did everyone relapse into such old-fashioned thinking?

Nevermind all this. I'm off to smoke a bowl and have a quickie!

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