My Dearest Hipster Friend

Oct 20th, 2010 1:58:06 pm - Subscribe
Mood: lovesick

I wish you were here so I could see what a douche you are in real life. You've been tricking me lately. You have convinced me that you have things to talk about besides how great you are. I cross the mind of someone with the busiest of lives. You pay the slightest attention to me. Congrats. I want you more than anyone right now.

Now fuck off.

We've been talking for years now. Mostly about you. I've heard about all your achievements, your failed relationships, your overly protective parents, your pathetic theories. Only recently have you taken any interest in me. You've always told me that I'm beautiful but there is so much I never revealed to you. But you never ask so you'll probably never know.

I suppose I could continue lying. It will be our little secret. I know your feelings for me are limited. You would actually read this if you cared.

Funny, you're too vain to know who you are.

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