No, really. I'll post it this time.

Oct 19th, 2010 12:49:14 am - Subscribe
Mood: love

It's nothing plastic surgery won't fix.

May I please kiss the next person I fuck?

Every time we pass our stories back and forth, our two main characters fall in love. We change the setting and the plot but we always end up expressing our desires through the fiction.

It's getting lame.

Pirate bay is down. *shakes*
need.illegal.downloads

I can't belong to anyone.

He still defragments my life.

No more phone sex tonight, m'dear. My masty ended long ago.

So many red dots. I want some more.

Plafl mspllngs ftw!!!1!

Is there really a polite way to ask to borrow someone's nipple clamps?

So much crime occurring tonight. Flashing Lights lights lights.

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