You Silly King

Apr 21st, 2008 3:47:36 am - Subscribe
Mood: fruity

I pierced my septum. I like it but I'm sure it looks retarded and poseurish.

Being single blows.

It's not that I want a boyfriend. It just makes me realize how few people want me.

It also forces me to recall how repulsive I am.

I'm fat.I look like a boy.Doublechin?.Stupidhair.Ihateme.

It's dumb and juniorhighish. I know this.

Still.... no one wants me and that's sad. Everyone wants to be with my hot roommate. She's makes me horribly unattractive by comparison.

I believe I've stated before how I'm just the leaf on the plant to make the flower appear more beautiful.

Flowers fucking die.

I still hang out on the plant, though.

Rebound girl.

I'm accepting this.

"Well Chelsea doesn't want me, I guess I'll fuck that chubby girl dancing by herself."

Girls, you should only befriend horsey girls.

If my life were a movie, I would be the hilarious chubby best friend who hooks up with some ugly guy at the end while the main chick gets some stud.

It's ok. I don't like studly guys anyway.

I need to go pick up my hot roommate at work.

Despite all this, I'm thrilled that I have her in my life.



(I'm the ugly one.)

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