Spring Break

Mar 24th, 2011 7:15:27 pm - Subscribe
Mood: hopeless

Welcome back, Thunder. I've missed you all winter.

I want to get laid tonight. I should have thought about that a few hours ago. I always forget how much planning and effort goes into convincing someone to sleep with me.

Shower, shave, plaster face in whorey makeup, spend hour setting every strand of hair in place, purchase necessities, decide on a location, find ugly girls to surround me and depart when my goal is met, consume just enough alcohol to forget but not so much that I'm a complete mess.

So far, I've been in my living room all afternoon, only leaving the couch to smoke and dance to ska.

So not getting any tonight.

Maybe Keli will force me to go out.

Ugh. I need to get a credit card for the few times I actually have to purchase the music I want to listen to. *frownyface*

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