Stuff we can't tell our friends.

Apr 10th, 2011 7:31:02 pm - Subscribe
Mood: cheery

"It's so stupid, they hate each other but they can't seem to stop having sex."
*knowing look*
"We use protection!"

"It was nice of you to bring food over."
"It was nice of you to let me eat at your house and put your penis in me. You're a good friend"

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