Funny stuff
Date: Oct 13th, 2005 12:08:06 pm - Subscribe
Mood: discombobulated
Listenin' to: Silverstein
| heavensent told me this joke. "A guy runs into his ex-wife and says "I was with another woman last night but I was thinking of you" She replies "Why? Because you miss me?" "No it stops me from coming too fast" " My joke(my best friend told me this):A few days before Christmas, a man enters a pet store looking for a unique gift for his wife. The store manager tells him he has just what he's looking for! A beautiful parrot named Chet that sings Christmas carols. He brings the husband over to a colorful but quiet bird. The man agrees that Chet certainly is pretty, but he doesn't seem to be much for singing. The manager tells him to watch as he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a lighter. The manager then clicks the lighter and holds it under Chet's left foot. Immediately Chet starts singing; "Silent Night, Holy Night." The husband is very impressed with Chet's singing abilities and watches as the manager moves the lighter underneath Chet's right foot. Chet now starts to sing "Jingle Bells, Jingle All the Way." The husband says Chet is perfect and that he'll take him. The husband rushes home to his wife and insists upon giving her this wonderful gift immediately. He presents Chet and starts to explain the parrot's special talent. Demonstrating, he holds a lighter under Chet's left foot and the bird sings "Silent Night." He then moves the lighter under the right foot and Chet lets loose a round of "Jingle Bells." The wife is absolutely impressed, and with a mischievous grin asks her husband what happens if he holds the lighter between Chet's legs instead. Curious the husband moves the lighter between the bird's legs, and the bird begins to sing- Chet's Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire! ha. well I'm open to any new jokes in your comments. Another joke.... Why does Snoop Dogg need an umberella? Fo' Drizzle lame I know One ore... What do Micheal Jackson and PS2 have in common? They're both plastic and little boys turn them on | ||
Due to insane content viewer discretion is advised.(lol)..........
Well I'm out of school today and tommorow
so i've nothin to do. I think I post funny shit from yesterday.
Random IM conversation between my friend and this guy.
Friend: Mommy I don't want to eat my chicken
Guy: well how can you have dessert if you don't eat your meat. lol
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"When I was little I hated PB&J because it made feel like a kid, now that I'm older I love PB&J because it makes me feel like a kid"- me
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"just because something is a little brocken doesn't mean it's not good"-me
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"Silence is golden,but duct tape is silver"-unknown
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broknangel - October 13th, 2005 |
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cursd - October 14th, 2005 |
