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um...yeah
Date: Oct 14th, 2005 2:12:25 pm - Subscribe
Mood: morbid

My Happy? Spot

Howw about some band humour! *everyone Groans*
Signs You've Been In Band
Too Long
Unknown Author, circulating on email humour lists

1. When you hear music and you start marking time.
2. When you walk behind someone and you're in step with them.
3. When you try to guess the tempo of your favorite song.
4. When all your friends are in the band.
5. When you don't mind changing clothes on the bus.
6. When you point out key changes and dynamics while listening to the radio.
7. When every guy or girl you're interested in is in the band.
8. When you LIKE wearing your uniform.
9. When people ask you about your social life and you say, "Oh, you mean my trombone / cornet / etc.?"
10. When you've had a "trombone-ectomy"
11. When you practice your instrument more than you talk to your dog.
12. When people worry when they see you without your instrument.
13. When band camp is FUN
14. When you respond to "band fag"
15. When you remember flats and sharps more easily than your name.
16. When you "dress" the lunch line, and urge others to do the same.
17. When you're alone and you suffocate because there's no one telling you to breathe.
18. When slides feel normal
19. When your instrument has a name.
20. When you remember your instrument's birthday and forget your mum's
21. When you give your instrument a birthday party.
22. When you can make brown shoes look black.
23. When your uniform fits.
24. When you see your section more than you see your family.
25. When everyone wants to kill the other football team...and you want to kill the other band.
26. When you think evening practices should last a half-hour longer.
27. When you accidentally call your band director "Dad".
28. When you CAN sight-read.
29. When you can put on your uniform in less than 10 minutes.
30. When your mouthpiece tastes good.
31. When marking time is your favorite form of exercise.
32. When you have a bass strap or drum harness tan line.
33. When you subconsciously start practicing with a pencil.
34. When numbers past 8 aren't important.
35. When you roll-step through the cafeteria so you don't spill your lunch.
36. When you'd rather practice than read this list.
37. When letters past G aren't important.
38. When you get the jokes on this list.
39. When this list reaches the amount that it has.

well. I'm out of school again. It sucks balls. All my friends are in school,20 miles away. I've nothing to do. Well if anyone has any jokes for me I'll take 'em. I think I'm gonna die of boredom.
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Funny stuff
Date: Oct 13th, 2005 5:08:06 pm - Subscribe
Mood: discombobulated
Listenin' to: Silverstein

MY Happy? Spot
heavensent told me this joke.
"A guy runs into his ex-wife and says
"I was with another woman last night but I was thinking of you"
She replies "Why? Because you miss me?"

"No it stops me from coming too fast" "
My joke(my best friend told me this):A few days before Christmas, a man enters a pet store looking for a unique gift for his wife. The store manager tells him he has just what he's looking for! A beautiful parrot named Chet that sings Christmas carols.

He brings the husband over to a colorful but quiet bird. The man agrees that Chet certainly is pretty, but he doesn't seem to be much for singing. The manager tells him to watch as he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a lighter.

The manager then clicks the lighter and holds it under Chet's left foot. Immediately Chet starts singing; "Silent Night, Holy Night." The husband is very impressed with Chet's singing abilities and watches as the manager moves the lighter underneath Chet's right foot. Chet now starts to sing "Jingle Bells, Jingle All the Way." The husband says Chet is perfect and that he'll take him.

The husband rushes home to his wife and insists upon giving her this wonderful gift immediately. He presents Chet and starts to explain the parrot's special talent. Demonstrating, he holds a lighter under Chet's left foot and the bird sings "Silent Night." He then moves the lighter under the right foot and Chet lets loose a round of "Jingle Bells." The wife is absolutely impressed, and with a mischievous grin asks her husband what happens if he holds the lighter between Chet's legs instead.

Curious the husband moves the lighter between the bird's legs, and the bird begins to sing-

Chet's Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire!

ha. well I'm open to any new jokes in your comments.

Another joke.... Why does Snoop Dogg need an umberella?
Fo' Drizzle
lame I know
One ore... What do Micheal Jackson and PS2 have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on

Due to insane content viewer discretion is advised.(lol)..........
Well I'm out of school today and tommorow
so i've nothin to do. I think I post funny shit from yesterday.
Random IM conversation between my friend and this guy.

Friend: Mommy I don't want to eat my chicken
Guy: well how can you have dessert if you don't eat your meat. lol
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"When I was little I hated PB&J because it made feel like a kid, now that I'm older I love PB&J because it makes me feel like a kid"- me
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"just because something is a little brocken doesn't mean it's not good"-me
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"Silence is golden,but duct tape is silver"-unknown

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neva die....
Date: Oct 12th, 2005 11:06:56 pm - Subscribe
Mood: dead

Mondegreen(misheard lyric) of The Day!

Today's Mondegreen... is not a mondegreen...*face fall*
have you ever wonder what EMF stood for? I honestly don't know ... I allways thought it stood for Ecstacy Mother Fuckers but I was told that's false.. so lemme know if you know. Well that's all for my happy? spot.

Gettin' my blog on..........
well,Things are so awfull now that i've moved some of my "friends" have replaced me others just don't call me.I hate my new school. I have to be totally fake around my family....UGH. I always told myself to never let go, to not give up on myself, but more and more I find myself wanting to jump. If only I had his friendship... If only.
Anywho, I hate myself rightnow. I know lets play a littl game. Who ever reads my blog should tell me a joke in their comments. I'll call it the "Save Flaming's Life" fund - the funds *face fall*

I really need a fiend right now. I just tell you a joke so maybe you won't stop reading.

"There were 2 muffins in the oven. One said "Damn it's getting hot in here!" the other said"Oh My Gizzle, you can talk?!?!"
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ughhh( Now w/ daily modegreen(misheard lyric))
Date: Jun 20th, 2005 12:11:41 pm - Subscribe
Mood: numb

Mondegreen(misheard lyric) of The Day!

Today's Mondegreen! is the line"liberate my madness" in Slipknot's Liberate!
What many people have misheard it as:

Liberate Bananas

You ate my man nuts

little ripe bananas

Do you like bananas?

Never eat bananas

What I misheard it as.....*drum roll*

Deliver My Bananas!
How I realized it was wrong. I was singing w/ my friend and she said no it's Do You like Bananas? and I was all? so we looked it up and it was Liberate my madness! I felt so damn stupid...
So have you ever misheard lyrics? Got a story about how you found the real words? Like to suggest Next week's mondegreen? if so post them in you comments!

I just feel so............................................. I've reached that point were it's like I don't care if I live or die... I'm moving and it's tearing me apart I don't even want to talk about that shit right now.
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signs of the apokolips
Date: Apr 22nd, 2005 8:45:15 pm - Subscribe
Mood: wasted
Listenin' to: scars, papa roach

The 5 signs of the apokolips

1.bus crashes
2.random nickels
3.Reed Neubaum
4.catarpillars
5.N.E.E.D.L.E
6.Laura getting over herself!
7.Nikki and drew hooking up

I'm so wasted! We're all gonna die. Die DIE!!!!!!!!!

This MissingNo. came from www.TRsRockin.com.

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SO DAMN SCARY!
Date: Mar 16th, 2005 10:40:08 pm - Subscribe
Mood: pure angst emo
Listenin' to: the Hurt Process


	Poetry Blog... No title It's dead silent and I'm just sitting here thinking My thinking never leads to anything good I usually lead to cutting or some other form of self harm But that's it it's not about hurting myself or wanting to die It's about healing and getting through the moment I dont want to die I just wanna get out of this hell-hole we call life I know you don't get it no one ever does exept for those like me. "If you keep doing this to yourself.." It's too late for that I've already fcked up I'm already 6 feet under I'm a screw up that's why I'm "like this" That's why I do all this sht To forget how much I've fcked up to forget how much of a btch life is to let go for a while.....

Life sucks. I dont even know up from left anymore. I just need to scream AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I keep having this dream and sometimes when i'm not sleeping I "dream it anyway"

It starts out like this
with this guyI really like (we'll callhim Dude)
Dude:hey I wanna show you something
Me:No.
Dude:yes!
Me: NO!
Dude:YES!
He grabs me He runs some barbed wire up my arm cutting me deep. Then he ties it really tight around my wrist cutting through me wrist. My arm is bleeding so badly.
He runs off I go to find Nicole.I se her
Me:Nicole
Nicole:What?
Me: I need some sizzors now!
Nicole:NO!
Me:Why?
Nicole:Cuz your gonna cut yourself with 'em
Me: No I need to cut this off
I show her my are.
Nicole:No!
I run away crying my arm still drentched in blood, I'm leaving drops of blood behind.
I run and stop once I see Dude.
Me: why?
I show him my arm.
Dude:Because.

[end]
I think it might mean something. I really scared.

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funny times
Date: Feb 1st, 2005 8:54:24 pm - Subscribe
Mood: weak
Listenin' to: nothin\'


	Poetry Blog... You I love you you're my life you keep me going I love more than anything But I know you dont return the feelings and I know you can't stand me "If you love him you'll leave him alone,If you love him you'll let him go.If you love him" I tell myself I know this is what I have to do Thoughts of letting you go weaken me First my mind goes and I become emotionless and cold I become the fighter I was before I met you Then my body goes. My yearning for you and my need to fight and harm combine and wipe out the strength my body has left Leaving me there with nothing to but lay here and cry wishing you knew...I was yearning for you.

well at school for v-tines day you can send your peeps chocalate roses. pretty stupid huh?
so my friend sends one to this guy saying it's from her ex-boyfriend
cuz they havent been gettin along to well so she sent him one from him, and he tells the english teacher.. why I dunno but he tells her and she just laughs in his face ! i was like lol but then I saw he was kinda hurt and I was all like aww.. it was just so wierd that MRS.S laught at him like that. yeah

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what makes a good couple in my point of view
Date: Jan 30th, 2005 3:20:46 am - Subscribe
Mood: Ranting
Listenin' to: Take It Away-The Used

What makes a good couple my not so rant-ish rant

To me a good couple must have...
a) More than 1 person and less than 3 people.(hint 2 people)
b)a meeting of the minds
c)angsty Emo luv

without those there is no couple.... sorry if I wasted you time I just had to point that out I dunno why I just did...
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um yeah..
Date: Jan 30th, 2005 1:38:46 am - Subscribe
Mood: angsty
Listenin' to: nothin\' *gasp* O.o


	More poems... Cutter I see the blade shining on the table I grab, I c...AHHHHHHH I cut I hurts but I want it to I sit there in silence watching the blood trickle down my arm but I'm see all my problems leaving my mind, leaving my body. I slide my sleeve over the cut to keep it hidden. "how are you" they all say My responce ...usally "good" or "I'm fine" but really I'm bleeding...

blogging..................
Todays not much different than other days I guess still same routine. lol Go me and my angsty self

...nothin's really going on but my friends had an instersting conversation today...some may deem this offensive *viewer decrsion is advised* lol i've always wanted to say that. you've be warned
Conversation

Friend one:hey have you every wondered how you get cold sores

random guy:from giving blow jobs

Friends 1 & 2:you dont get them from giving blow jobs

Random guy:well them how come my sister has so many

Friends 1 &2: ew man. ew..

Random guy: dont swallow

END RANDOMLY AWKWARD CONVERSATION

wierd huh....
well uh yeah lol

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ugh!
Date: Jan 28th, 2005 9:21:41 pm - Subscribe
Mood: depressed
Listenin' to: This Piece-The Hurt Process


	POETRY! It has no title My father comes home, from his long hard day He yells and bickers with Mother I run for the door Father grabs my arm For each word said, I get another black mark on me for each additional bruise I become more and more like Father I'm on the floor now bruised & bleeding Crying hard I want to live to 80 not 15 I thought you loved me I do he says then why do you do this..... THE LOST FRIEND "hello Friend" he says to me those words have never ment so much nobody has ever called me "friend" before it makes mr feel so special but one day that all stopped and the next day the sun never rose and my life became forever dark because a friend was lost Wish I wish you were here with me to help me& lift the darkness from my heart I wish you were here to love me but for now I just have music music...mend broken hearts What Happend?(the Peter poem) What happend to us used to be so close good friends best friends Now thats gone and you hate me I'm sitting in my room whispering the lyrics to our favorite song "...I cant pretend I don't care when you don't think about me,do ya think,i deserves this..." as I say them I'm thinking of you and I begin to cry Being friends with you made me whole like someone cared what happend to all of that? Why are you being so cold and ruthless? why cant you just tell me ... what happend? Understanding me why do ya treat me like this what have I done you've mad my life hell i want to hate you so much but I cant because of you everyones all up in my fries, asking me questions It does not matter none cars "I care" they always say yeah and I'm a happy emo kid you all say that but none of you truly mean it I just somebody to understand and love me the way you treated me was the exact opposite just want someone to understand who I really am i want you to understand my emo heart my sad angry self not that mask of happiness i wear to keep people off me the true emo me No Title The eye of a stranger... the key to lifting the darkness from my heart... ???? is it true do you really hate me why,what did I do dont leave me in the dark... again Beaten to death Walking down hall a if it's a normal day all of a sudden i'm in darkness ...WHAM... what was that I look up it's Reed He strikes me again & again I'm bleeding I cant move Get up he comands me Get up,Get up so I can knock you back down I get up He strikes again each time harder than the last until I'm ....gone No I I'm Cant OK Lose I You Wont To Die Drugs

Hey. I'm new well my day sucked as usual.my life's pretty routine. wake up,school,come home, do homework,dad beats me, write poetry/songs/ect. go to bed wake up and so on...
not much but hey it's my life...

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	My Happy? Spot Howw about some band humour! everyone Groans Signs You've Been In Band Too Long Unknown Author, circulating on email humour lists 1. When you hear music and you start marking time. 2. When you walk behind someone and you're in step with them. 3. When you try to guess the tempo of your favorite song. 4. When all your friends are in the band. 5. When you don't mind changing clothes on the bus. 6. When you point out key changes and dynamics while listening to the radio. 7. When every guy or girl you're interested in is in the band. 8. When you LIKE wearing your uniform. 9. When people ask you about your social life and you say, "Oh, you mean my trombone / cornet / etc.?" 10. When you've had a "trombone-ectomy" 11. When you practice your instrument more than you talk to your dog. 12. When people worry when they see you without your instrument. 13. When band camp is FUN 14. When you respond to "band fag" 15. When you remember flats and sharps more easily than your name. 16. When you "dress" the lunch line, and urge others to do the same. 17. When you're alone and you suffocate because there's no one telling you to breathe. 18. When slides feel normal 19. When your instrument has a name. 20. When you remember your instrument's birthday and forget your mum's 21. When you give your instrument a birthday party. 22. When you can make brown shoes look black. 23. When your uniform fits. 24. When you see your section more than you see your family. 25. When everyone wants to kill the other football team...and you want to kill the other band. 26. When you think evening practices should last a half-hour longer. 27. When you accidentally call your band director "Dad". 28. When you CAN sight-read. 29. When you can put on your uniform in less than 10 minutes. 30. When your mouthpiece tastes good. 31. When marking time is your favorite form of exercise. 32. When you have a bass strap or drum harness tan line. 33. When you subconsciously start practicing with a pencil. 34. When numbers past 8 aren't important. 35. When you roll-step through the cafeteria so you don't spill your lunch. 36. When you'd rather practice than read this list. 37. When letters past G aren't important. 38. When you get the jokes on this list. 39. When this list reaches the amount that it has.


	MY Happy? Spot heavensent told me this joke. "A guy runs into his ex-wife and says "I was with another woman last night but I was thinking of you" She replies "Why? Because you miss me?" "No it stops me from coming too fast" " My joke(my best friend told me this):A few days before Christmas, a man enters a pet store looking for a unique gift for his wife. The store manager tells him he has just what he's looking for! A beautiful parrot named Chet that sings Christmas carols. He brings the husband over to a colorful but quiet bird. The man agrees that Chet certainly is pretty, but he doesn't seem to be much for singing. The manager tells him to watch as he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a lighter. The manager then clicks the lighter and holds it under Chet's left foot. Immediately Chet starts singing; "Silent Night, Holy Night." The husband is very impressed with Chet's singing abilities and watches as the manager moves the lighter underneath Chet's right foot. Chet now starts to sing "Jingle Bells, Jingle All the Way." The husband says Chet is perfect and that he'll take him. The husband rushes home to his wife and insists upon giving her this wonderful gift immediately. He presents Chet and starts to explain the parrot's special talent. Demonstrating, he holds a lighter under Chet's left foot and the bird sings "Silent Night." He then moves the lighter under the right foot and Chet lets loose a round of "Jingle Bells." The wife is absolutely impressed, and with a mischievous grin asks her husband what happens if he holds the lighter between Chet's legs instead. Curious the husband moves the lighter between the bird's legs, and the bird begins to sing- Chet's Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire! ha. well I'm open to any new jokes in your comments. Another joke.... Why does Snoop Dogg need an umberella? Fo' Drizzle lame I know One ore... What do Micheal Jackson and PS2 have in common? They're both plastic and little boys turn them on


	Mondegreen(misheard lyric) of The Day! Today's Mondegreen... is not a mondegreen...face fall have you ever wonder what EMF stood for? I honestly don't know ... I allways thought it stood for Ecstacy Mother Fuckers but I was told that's false.. so lemme know if you know. Well that's all for my happy? spot.


	The 5 signs of the apokolips 1.bus crashes 2.random nickels 3.Reed Neubaum 4.catarpillars 5.N.E.E.D.L.E 6.Laura getting over herself! 7.Nikki and drew hooking up I'm so wasted! We're all gonna die. Die DIE!!!!!!!!! This MissingNo. came from www.TRsRockin.com.

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