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Date: Oct 14th, 2005 9:12:25 am - Subscribe
Mood: morbid

My Happy? Spot

Howw about some band humour! *everyone Groans*
Signs You've Been In Band
Too Long
Unknown Author, circulating on email humour lists

1. When you hear music and you start marking time.
2. When you walk behind someone and you're in step with them.
3. When you try to guess the tempo of your favorite song.
4. When all your friends are in the band.
5. When you don't mind changing clothes on the bus.
6. When you point out key changes and dynamics while listening to the radio.
7. When every guy or girl you're interested in is in the band.
8. When you LIKE wearing your uniform.
9. When people ask you about your social life and you say, "Oh, you mean my trombone / cornet / etc.?"
10. When you've had a "trombone-ectomy"
11. When you practice your instrument more than you talk to your dog.
12. When people worry when they see you without your instrument.
13. When band camp is FUN
14. When you respond to "band fag"
15. When you remember flats and sharps more easily than your name.
16. When you "dress" the lunch line, and urge others to do the same.
17. When you're alone and you suffocate because there's no one telling you to breathe.
18. When slides feel normal
19. When your instrument has a name.
20. When you remember your instrument's birthday and forget your mum's
21. When you give your instrument a birthday party.
22. When you can make brown shoes look black.
23. When your uniform fits.
24. When you see your section more than you see your family.
25. When everyone wants to kill the other football team...and you want to kill the other band.
26. When you think evening practices should last a half-hour longer.
27. When you accidentally call your band director "Dad".
28. When you CAN sight-read.
29. When you can put on your uniform in less than 10 minutes.
30. When your mouthpiece tastes good.
31. When marking time is your favorite form of exercise.
32. When you have a bass strap or drum harness tan line.
33. When you subconsciously start practicing with a pencil.
34. When numbers past 8 aren't important.
35. When you roll-step through the cafeteria so you don't spill your lunch.
36. When you'd rather practice than read this list.
37. When letters past G aren't important.
38. When you get the jokes on this list.
39. When this list reaches the amount that it has.

well. I'm out of school again. It sucks balls. All my friends are in school,20 miles away. I've nothing to do. Well if anyone has any jokes for me I'll take 'em. I think I'm gonna die of boredom.
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flaming - October 14th, 2005
cool have fun!

rain_drop - October 14th, 2005
well i'm out of school today too...and i'm probably miles away..mabye not..hehe..you just never know do you. oh and i got no jokes...sry. ~rain_drop

flaming - October 14th, 2005
oh it's cool glad i'm not the only one!!

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	My Happy? Spot Howw about some band humour! everyone Groans Signs You've Been In Band Too Long Unknown Author, circulating on email humour lists 1. When you hear music and you start marking time. 2. When you walk behind someone and you're in step with them. 3. When you try to guess the tempo of your favorite song. 4. When all your friends are in the band. 5. When you don't mind changing clothes on the bus. 6. When you point out key changes and dynamics while listening to the radio. 7. When every guy or girl you're interested in is in the band. 8. When you LIKE wearing your uniform. 9. When people ask you about your social life and you say, "Oh, you mean my trombone / cornet / etc.?" 10. When you've had a "trombone-ectomy" 11. When you practice your instrument more than you talk to your dog. 12. When people worry when they see you without your instrument. 13. When band camp is FUN 14. When you respond to "band fag" 15. When you remember flats and sharps more easily than your name. 16. When you "dress" the lunch line, and urge others to do the same. 17. When you're alone and you suffocate because there's no one telling you to breathe. 18. When slides feel normal 19. When your instrument has a name. 20. When you remember your instrument's birthday and forget your mum's 21. When you give your instrument a birthday party. 22. When you can make brown shoes look black. 23. When your uniform fits. 24. When you see your section more than you see your family. 25. When everyone wants to kill the other football team...and you want to kill the other band. 26. When you think evening practices should last a half-hour longer. 27. When you accidentally call your band director "Dad". 28. When you CAN sight-read. 29. When you can put on your uniform in less than 10 minutes. 30. When your mouthpiece tastes good. 31. When marking time is your favorite form of exercise. 32. When you have a bass strap or drum harness tan line. 33. When you subconsciously start practicing with a pencil. 34. When numbers past 8 aren't important. 35. When you roll-step through the cafeteria so you don't spill your lunch. 36. When you'd rather practice than read this list. 37. When letters past G aren't important. 38. When you get the jokes on this list. 39. When this list reaches the amount that it has.