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The Magic Bullet - Save Your Money
Apr 19th, 2006 - Subscribe
Keywords: Magic Bullet Sucks Recipes
The Magic Bullet - Save Your Money
by FrosT
Introduction
The Magic Bullet is a horrible product. I felt it was my obligation to make a post that will get internet hits to let other people know and not be fooled into buying The Magic Bullet, a sucky peice of crap machine. Everything on the Infomercial that the actors, which is poorly acted, do is 500x harder in real life.
Smoothies with The Magic Bullet
Making a smoothie with the Magic Bullet turns out completely wrong. Lumpy, and not mixed very well. Anytime ice is introduced, the Magic Bullet's effectiveness drops dramatically! Despite what they show on the infomercial, the Magic Bullet does not make smoothies very well at all!
Chopping and Mincing
Make your own salsa they say. Chop onions without the smell! Bull crap. While trying to chop onions, the chunks came out way to thin. Following their guidelines every step of the way, anything you tried to Chop or Mince with the Magic Bullet, did not come out like it was intended to. Save yourself an onion and chop it by hand instead of using the Magic Bullet.
Small and Compact NOT!
For the size and storing all of the Magic Bullets components a Blender will save you more space. The Magic Bullet came with 4 Cups, a Large and Small blending containers, 2 blades and of course the Magic Bullet in itself. Now the 4 cups are at least 12oz and the large container is 20oz and the small is about 8oz. Plus the cups have handles on them. Pain in the butt to store. Their is no counter-top storage for that. Now consider that against 1 blender. To me the blender, which mind you is only $20 as appose to $50-100, is a much better deal than the Magic Bullet.
The Magic Bullet Recipe CookBook
What another joke. I paid the $15 for the Magic Bullet 101 Cookbook, there was nothing new in it. Everything in the Magic Bullet 101 Cookbook was again a joke. What have I come to expect? Nothing in the cookbook would be what I would want to make. The majority of the recipes were smoothies or something ridiculous like that. No real meals, and on top of that anything I made from the Magic Bullet 101 CookBook tasted bad. Was not even worth the taste to try.
Cooking with the Magic Bullet HAH!
This is the biggest joke. Especially if you are cooking for more than 1 person. Since The Magic Bullet's containers are soo small it barely makes 1 serving. Because the Magic Bullet only makes 1 serving you have to dirty up every single one of the containers, and clean them 3 times just to make 1 meal. In the time it took me to mix the ingredients clean and re-clean the Magic Bullet, because you do not want garlic flavored tomatoes, I could have had 5 other dinners made by hand.
Ending Notes
The Magic Bullet is not worth the money you spend on it. Honestly, take the $50-100 and go buy your wife something nice, like flowers or a necklace. I gurantee you will get more satisfaction out of that rather than getting her this Big, Messy, Unefficient and Space Hog of a machine called the Magic Bullet.
DO NOT BUY THE MAGIC BULLET. IT SUCKS AND IS A BIG WASTE OF TIME AND MONEY!
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Comments:
anonymous
on April 23rd, 2006
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frost
on April 23rd, 2006
--FrosT
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anonymous
on April 30th, 2006
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anonymous
on May 05th, 2006
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frost
on May 05th, 2006
--FrosT
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anonymous
on May 06th, 2006
Also, smart people would go to Bed, Bath & Beyone, Linen's and Things or stores like Kohls to purchase. They all stock the bullet, and often have it on sale AND the recipe book comes with it. I got mine and 3 gifts each for under $40.00.
You can't believe everything you see on those infomercials. True, onions come out more as a puree, but that puree worked great in soups, sauces, and chili.
Learn to use your bullet and you'll be happy.
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anonymous
on May 06th, 2006
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anonymous
on May 09th, 2006
wow...very very informative inofrmation... i already have a mixie with all the blades which do a fantastic job and was just about to buy the Bullet... well i dont think i will... well if they say it works well it ought to work super.. which i guess it does'nt.. thanks frost! very useful thought!
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anonymous
on May 09th, 2006
- Rick
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anonymous
on May 11th, 2006
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anonymous
on May 20th, 2006
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anonymous
on May 23rd, 2006
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anonymous
on May 23rd, 2006
crap for dips and pesto
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anonymous
on June 01st, 2006
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frost
on June 02nd, 2006
--FrosT
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anonymous
on June 14th, 2006
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anonymous
on June 16th, 2006
I did go on ebay and buy the recipe book for .99 and $6.99 shipping. That was my choice to buy the book. I do think that the charge for this item and the books not counting accessories and replacements are just outrageous.
The rings and lids has to be replaced often. Anyway, I love the results of using *MY BLENDER* but I will not pay that much for a Magic Blender. In my neck of the woods, theu are $59,99 without the recipe book.
Just my two beads worth<>+<>
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tron
on June 16th, 2006
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anonymous
on June 20th, 2006
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frost
on June 20th, 2006
--FrosT
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anonymous
on June 23rd, 2006
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anonymous
on June 23rd, 2006
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anonymous
on July 11th, 2006
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anonymous
on July 12th, 2006
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anonymous
on July 14th, 2006
apparently the magic bullet does suck,and there is another alternative. the miracle chopper 2000. i bought this for my wife because she desperately wanted the magic bullet.this item is far better than the magic bullet.i am a cook and some people are right. if you cant cook..then this is not for you.the miracle chopper is a canadian version of the magic bullet.i will try it and i will keep you all posted.
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anonymous
on July 14th, 2006
im just glad i know how to cook.im sure this will be good.
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anonymous
on July 15th, 2006
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anonymous
on July 17th, 2006
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anonymous
on July 18th, 2006
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anonymous
on July 22nd, 2006
iced chocolate coffee (very yummy, and I hate coffee)from the book
cheesecake recipe in the book was very good and incredibly easy
quesadillas, also from the included book, a little bland, and I recommend freezing the cheese
milk shakes are my GF's new love
All in all I can see myself using this thing quite a bit. Once you get used to the size of the containers you can easily compensate. Prep time, one annoyance they don't show on the infomercial, was a bit, but if you are even modertly competent in a kitchen you shouldn't have a problem.
The sturdyness and power I was actually quite suprised in. I have fed it ice, chicken, un-softened creame cheese, and it ate it right up with no problems.
All in all, even after an afternoon and evening with it, I do recommend this thing as a compactish blender. All the extra components do take up a bit of space, but really you shouldn't have to many issues with finding a place for it all.
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anonymous
on July 22nd, 2006
So for me the magic bullet was great for aboug 3 months, and now I have to go buy something else to make smoothies. What I need is something with an industrial motor.
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anonymous
on July 24th, 2006
thanks(: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (:
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frost
on July 24th, 2006
Buy your own cookbook for $15. Posting any recipies or links to recipies from the book will be deleted and reported for copyright infringement.
--FrosT
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anonymous
on July 25th, 2006
1) It's a LOT more powerfull than my old blender.. I would puree foods in the time it took to just chop them with the old machine
2) The cookbook sucks... You have to be creative on your own.. if you weren't used to making up foods to eat before the bullet, you probably won't be able to use it much (beyond the cookbook)
3) Yeah, it's expensive.. but so far, I'm impressed. We'll see how it holds up.
4) I'm thinking this is the type of thing where either you love it or you hate it.
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anonymous
on July 27th, 2006
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anonymous
on August 03rd, 2006
i bought my bullet 7 months ago and loved it at first too. i made smoothies everyday using frozen fruit and milk and enjoyed its power and versatility. over the past few months, however, i've noticed it's power significantly decreasing even though i've only ever used it as directed by the infomercial and the guide booklet. this morning, my magic bullet completely seized up and started smoking and has been rendered a totally worthless piece of junk. in retrospect it never was actually able to do what the infomercial suggested it could...and as compared to comparably priced blenders and food processors it's a complete and total rip off. if you're thinking about buying one, don't get fooled by the hype. go with a more traditional appliance instead.
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anonymous
on August 05th, 2006
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anonymous
on August 05th, 2006
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anonymous
on August 05th, 2006
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anonymous
on August 07th, 2006
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anonymous
on August 09th, 2006
For all of us who did get stuck with a M.B. if you need gears there's some bloke selling them at ambgears.blogspot.com It's a whole lot better than buying another base for $40+!
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anonymous
on August 09th, 2006
anonymous - July 23rd, 2006 - 4.159.23.161
Buy your own cookbook for $15. Posting any recipies or links to recipies from the book will be deleted and reported for copyright infringement.
--FrosT
Yeah, that would be all well and good if they will sell me one, which they wont... I have emailed and emailed, and, they say, as it was bought through a non approved supplier (ebay), they will not supply any warranty or replacement parts.. I explain time and again that i dont want replacement parts persay, just the books, and they reply with emails like the one below...
We apologize for any inconvenience. We would like to assist you with
replacement parts for your Magic Bullet unfortunately, due to the
overwhelming success of our product we have identified several unauthorized
replicas of the Magic Bullet. We cannot attest to the safety or quality of
using our replacement parts with these unauthorized replicas since we do not
manufacture or warranty them. Unfortunately we would be able to provide
replacements for Magic Bullets that were purchase through ebay. If you have
any additional questions or concerns, feel free to contact us via email or
toll free at 866-446-6352 and we will gladly assist you.
Thank you,
Porscher Haywood
Customer Service Specialist
Homeland Housewares
So, what does one do then??? I tried ringing to discuss, and get the same automnous responses from the robot like women there...
So, If I DO get hold of a recipe book, I WILL host it on publicly available WebSpace, and make it available for all, and if someone wants to report me to Homeland Conwares, then, they can go right ahead and do it....
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frost
on August 09th, 2006
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anonymous
on August 13th, 2006
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anonymous
on August 18th, 2006
I just got one, for free, and so far so good! It handles ice no problem. It's a little loud when making ice based drinks but, it works just fine.
I want to get the book because, as a single guy, I think I'll come away with some good ideas for me to eat! :-)
I tried the nacho things and it wroked great!
Mark
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anonymous
on August 20th, 2006
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anonymous
on September 16th, 2006
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frost
on September 17th, 2006
--FrosT
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anonymous
on September 17th, 2006
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anonymous
on September 18th, 2006
I just ordered a MB. I saw infomercial and was sucked right in. Having said that, I bought one off ebay for £31 (all in) instead of tele. Doing that way would have cost £74. I just want to eat fruit and veg, something I am terrible at. I want it mainly for the smoothies, juicer and soup making. I'll keep fingers crossed but will expect it to pack up after 3 months, that way I won't be disappointed. Wish me luck!
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anonymous
on September 19th, 2006
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anonymous
on October 02nd, 2006
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anonymous
on October 14th, 2006
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anonymous
on October 25th, 2006
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anonymous
on October 28th, 2006
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anonymous
on November 07th, 2006
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anonymous
on November 14th, 2006
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anonymous
on December 25th, 2006
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anonymous
on December 27th, 2006
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anonymous
on December 28th, 2006
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anonymous
on January 01st, 2007
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anonymous
on January 02nd, 2007
My advice.. don't buy it on eBay.. go to a kitchen store or other offline store..
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anonymous
on January 02nd, 2007
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anonymous
on January 03rd, 2007
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loth
on January 09th, 2007
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nomad
on February 27th, 2007
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sletfsak
on March 03rd, 2007
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sletfsak
on March 03rd, 2007
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ashleyb
on October 02nd, 2007
IF you are getting chunky shakes its because you probably dont have enough "liquid" in there for stuff to move around.
By the way, seals break, on just about everything!
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curiouskit
on November 04th, 2007
Bottom line...decent product and even relatively inexpensive (depending on where you buy it). BUT THEY SCREW YOU WHEN IT BREAKS/MALFUNCTIONS. I also own an Oster blender (I've had for over 10 years now) and I've only had to replace a part ONCE ($6.95 for part and S&H). 'Nuff said.
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szilvus
on January 06th, 2008
i tried to chop onions twice, and the result was awful, half of it got nothing but mush and the other half wasn't cut at all, eventhough i shook the container and all to distribute the onions evenly.
also the containers are so small, that you have to cut a regular onion in 6 + pieces, and only about 3 pieces of that fit in one session!
so if i have to peel and cut my onions into pieces i might as well cut them by hand! and again, if at least the results would be satisfying...but they are not. i have an old quick chop here, and it cuts everything way better than the MB! and the quick chop was 10 dollars when it came out!
they say use the small cherry tomatoes and the small whatever-it's-called onions...well but what if i want the red or yellow onions in my recipe?
the containers are way too small to cook for an entire family.
so i am not even gonna try out more with this i will repack it right now and return it. if this thing cannot chop onions i am not expecting much more of it.
and i didn't buy this to just do certain thigs, i want it to do it all as advertised...but that alredy failed.
PS. for those who want the recipes...just type into google magic bullet recipes and you'll get a bunch of pages with the original recipes
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szilvus
on January 06th, 2008
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szilvus
on January 07th, 2008
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vnicholas
on January 09th, 2008
I have used it a variety of things, but in my opinion, if you want uniform veggies that are not mush, then cut them yourself, unless you are making soup, then it works well for a smoother soup. I have tried other chopping devices and feel the same way about them, if you like non-pureed veggies, cut them by hand.
I have been using it for coffee beans, nuts and hard spices, soups, and of course mixed drinks. I find that using larger ice cubes do not work as well, you need to actually buy ice from the store because it is smaller and easier to crush.
I also use it to make protein and yogurt shakes and they have turned out great. If you are using frozen fruit, it has to be small, and it also depends on what kind of fruit you are using, the denser the fruit, the harder it is to chop.
I have yet to use the juice extractor, but was planning on giving it a whirl to get my 2-yr old to eat more veggies mixed with fruit to disguise them. It does make the job of home-made baby food very easy, and it is very easy to disguise the foods that they don't like.
I haven't tried the receipes, since I am not a receipe following person, I usually throw stuff together, and never measure anything.
I do agree that the storage of all of the components is quite large, but I just keep the unit itself on the counter and the rest in a deep drawer. The clean-up of this is great as well, just rinse and put in the dishwasher.
It is a great addition to my kitchen devices and since I have burnt out many blenders, this was cheaper by a long shot than the ones I was buying, but we shall see how long it lasts.
I also don't know if I would cook anything in the plastic containers, since cooking food in plastic in the microwave is not recomended because of the chemicals that are given off when the plastic is heated.
That is my 2 cents for what it is worth. Don't spend the money if you think this will take over all of the kitchen gadgets you have, cause it wont. Also buy it at a store rather than from the website or by phone, it's cheaper that way.
Oh, they also have a 4-yr service agreement that you can pay extra for to get parts if it breaks....not sure if it is worth it or not, so I didn't opt for it.
Hope this helps.
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e_monk
on January 09th, 2008
As for the mechanical stoutness of the base.... well... as an adult I was alert to its "Made in China" death-curse. I got about 1.25 yrs of use out of it; stepson (12 y/o) got 1.5 breakfast drink mornings out of it. This was the second breakfast drink to be... he ground the drive wheels teeth off this morning before he was done. I figured I'd google to see if its repairable or what have you. Yeeesh!
other then ebay looks like its headed for the recycling bin in its very near future.
We too have a blender thats at least 5 yrs old that I'll be returning to use daily today. The only item I've had to replace on it? O-ring. LOL (it got cooked in the dishwasher.)
Admittedly I did have to figure-out a little oddity involving its pressure engagement of the drive unit early on....
later gator.
electryc monk
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uwish
on March 12th, 2008
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blackcat69
on July 04th, 2008
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