The Magic Bullet - Save Your Money
The Magic Bullet - Save Your Money
by FrosT
Introduction
The Magic Bullet is a horrible product. I felt it was my obligation to make a post that will get internet hits to let other people know and not be fooled into buying The Magic Bullet, a sucky peice of crap machine. Everything on the Infomercial that the actors, which is poorly acted, do is 500x harder in real life.
Smoothies with The Magic Bullet
Making a smoothie with the Magic Bullet turns out completely wrong. Lumpy, and not mixed very well. Anytime ice is introduced, the Magic Bullet's effectiveness drops dramatically! Despite what they show on the infomercial, the Magic Bullet does not make smoothies very well at all!
Chopping and Mincing
Make your own salsa they say. Chop onions without the smell! Bull crap. While trying to chop onions, the chunks came out way to thin. Following their guidelines every step of the way, anything you tried to Chop or Mince with the Magic Bullet, did not come out like it was intended to. Save yourself an onion and chop it by hand instead of using the Magic Bullet.
Small and Compact NOT!
For the size and storing all of the Magic Bullets components a Blender will save you more space. The Magic Bullet came with 4 Cups, a Large and Small blending containers, 2 blades and of course the Magic Bullet in itself. Now the 4 cups are at least 12oz and the large container is 20oz and the small is about 8oz. Plus the cups have handles on them. Pain in the butt to store. Their is no counter-top storage for that. Now consider that against 1 blender. To me the blender, which mind you is only $20 as appose to $50-100, is a much better deal than the Magic Bullet.
The Magic Bullet Recipe CookBook
What another joke. I paid the $15 for the Magic Bullet 101 Cookbook, there was nothing new in it. Everything in the Magic Bullet 101 Cookbook was again a joke. What have I come to expect? Nothing in the cookbook would be what I would want to make. The majority of the recipes were smoothies or something ridiculous like that. No real meals, and on top of that anything I made from the Magic Bullet 101 CookBook tasted bad. Was not even worth the taste to try.
Cooking with the Magic Bullet HAH!
This is the biggest joke. Especially if you are cooking for more than 1 person. Since The Magic Bullet's containers are soo small it barely makes 1 serving. Because the Magic Bullet only makes 1 serving you have to dirty up every single one of the containers, and clean them 3 times just to make 1 meal. In the time it took me to mix the ingredients clean and re-clean the Magic Bullet, because you do not want garlic flavored tomatoes, I could have had 5 other dinners made by hand.
Ending Notes
The Magic Bullet is not worth the money you spend on it. Honestly, take the $50-100 and go buy your wife something nice, like flowers or a necklace. I gurantee you will get more satisfaction out of that rather than getting her this Big, Messy, Unefficient and Space Hog of a machine called the Magic Bullet.
DO NOT BUY THE MAGIC BULLET. IT SUCKS AND IS A BIG WASTE OF TIME AND MONEY!