Denver Colorado Blog

created by James Worthen

Random Entries

Men Equals Happy People

Oct 31st, 2005 - Subscribe
Keywords: Happiness

Well I got this bit in an EMail. I sent it to a few people, my fiance being one of them and she got all pissed off about it. Anyways if you read it and find it offensive, I am sorry. I do not mean to degrade women, just a humurous excert.

Men Are Just Happier People -- What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress-$1000. Tux rental-$100.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You can play with toys all your life.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.

You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

I hope you enjoyed.

--FrosT

Comments: 7

Comments:

not_there
on October 31st, 2005

that was enjoyable, and oh so true. lmao..the same haircut for years yup..lol!

baddream
on October 31st, 2005

As much as I hate to admit to it, most of that is true.

alone
on November 01st, 2005

true but GUYS ARE COMPLICATED...
and women like hmm the fancy stuff.. we get bored easily so one hair cut for a decade is like hmm boring anyway yea men are COMPLICATED. why cant they just say what they feel like

broknangel
on November 01st, 2005

i still [refer to be a girl

david
on November 01st, 2005

I prefer being a guy, but you girls have it good. Its like a self serve icecream machine of life.

alone
on November 01st, 2005

wat i dont get though is why MEN are also perfect like the perfect guy why no perfect girl. the girls are also infere to guys thast weird coz guys are hmm yea

frost
on November 03rd, 2005

I think it is funny that guys are complicated. Feed on this:

"Do I Look fat?" come on now, you know either way that we are going to say no so why ask?

"Nothing is wrong" when obviously something is wrong, TELL US. We are not psychic.

Guys just give them a football, a fishing pole, or a gun and send us on our way we will be happy. Not much too it.

--FrosT