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system of love jan-ROSE, Feb-PROPOSE, Mar-GIFT, Apri-LIFT, May-CHATING, June-DATING, July-Miss U, Aug-MEET U, Sep-ANGER, Oct-DANGER, Nov-LEFT, Dec-NEXT.......


U R*********

U R SO******

U R SO ****T

U R SO ***ET



Har dafa tarif nhi ho sakti...!

A smile is like a Sim card
Life is like a cellphone
You insert the
Sim card of a smile ,
A beautiful day is

Good morning
Keep smiling

The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

A pimp had three hoes, Hoe1 was suckin dick, hoe2 was strippen and hoe3 was reading this text, and not making me any money get back to work bitch!!!

Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last.

Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is . . .

How would you like your egg for breakfast.... hard-boiled or impregnated?

Who said fill in the blank is very easy? Try this. Fill in the blank with Yes or No. "___, I am not a normal person.

In the absence of Nor Jahan,

This time Naseebo Lal wil sing Battle songs like:

"Aye wattan K sajeelay jawano 'dushman ki munji main daang phair do"

Question: Can a Kangroo jump higher than the Eiffel Tower????




Ans: Yes, coz the Eiffel Tower can’t jump. happy.gif

Think Smart!

Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.


These funny messages impress me a lot. I have read these funny text from the web and put it all these here for my collection. You can also use these for fun and make fun by sending these to your friends.
I like dating women who have money. They cover my expenses.

Rules for texting: disable your auto-correct function and make sure to check who you are sending your message to.

If u r stressed, you'll get pimples..
if u cry,u'll get wrinkles..
So, y don't u smile & get dimples?

Keep.....................IN TOUCH WID ME.....
OTHERWISE............................1 2 3 4 5 6
7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL..........UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!!!
Mood: brave

haris Small Jokes May 23rd, 2011 6:09:38 am - Subscribe
Here you can get best collection of small jokes, it's all about the clean funny text. you can send and share all these with your friends without any hesitation.

What did the apple say to the orange?
Nothing stupid, apples don't talk.

Q: Whу dіd thе blonde try аnd steal a police car? A: On thе back ѕhе saw “911″ аnd thουght іt wаѕ a

Over 30 tasteful hilarious joke categories and 250+ free hilarious clean jokes, one liner jokes, short stories, yo mama jokes ..funny blonde jokes.

Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

Q: Why cant blondes make ice cubes? A: Because they don’t have the recipe!

These William Shakespeare Insults are free, funny and fun!

Q: How does a blonde spell ‘farm’? A: E-I-E-I-O.

This way every page contains a completely unique, often hilarious William Shakespeare Insult!

Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test? A: Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.

"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud."
"Yes sir, it's fresh ground."

Q: How does a blonde commit suicide? A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.

A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. "Look in the lion's mouth," the vet told him. Scared he asked, "How do I do that?" "Carefully," replied the vet

Diner: Could I have a glass of water?

Waiter: To drink?

Diner: No, I want to rinse out a few things

A man gets a phone call from his doctor who tells him that he has good and bad news to give to him.
“What is the great news,” asks the man.
“You have 24 hours to live!”
“Oh no! Then what is the bad news?”
“I forgot to call and tell you yesterday.”

Mood: glad
Funn Text: small jokes

haris Funny SMS May 28th, 2011 5:46:27 am - Subscribe
Boy wished to girl before exam: Hey all the best

Girl wished: All the best to you too

But girl scored 80 marks & boy failed




Moral: Only boys wish with true heart.

Boy: Will you marry me?

Girl: No

Boy: But Why?

Girl: My family will not agree.

Boy: Who is in your family?

Girl: 1 Husband and 2 kids.

Students Of 2011….
Tomorrow Is My Chemistry Paper And I Am Preparing For It…
The Ionization Energy Of Atoms Decreases,
When An Electron Shell….
Electron Shellll…..
Sheilaa Ki Jawaani..!!
Sheilaa Ki Jawaani..!!
Sheilaa Ki Jawaani..!!

To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.

1 Makkhi ganjay k sir per jaa baithi.
Dusri Makkhi ne kaha, “Wah! kya ghar mila hai tujhay”
‘Pehli Makkhi boli,’ “Nahi, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai…

H 4 …..
Ho gia na pait kharab, Or khao itne Apple

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

WIFE: You tell a man something; it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND: You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

Son:- Why mom u r white and i am black??
Mom Replied:- Listen son, Considering all the
crazy things i did years ago, u should be thankful
That u r not barking..

What is the height of telling a lie?
A negro telling his girlfriend, "tenu kaala chasma jachda hai, jachda hai gore mukhde te"

A group of vilans elephants were sitting on the street .
A glamorous female elephant passed by.
What did the vilan elephant say ? Wow !

Tom: “How should I convey the news to my father that I’ve failed?”

David: “You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year’s performance repeated”.

Mood: flattered