Funny stuff!
Date: Apr 9th, 2005 3:07:09 am - Subscribe
Mood: fun
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you
would have produced enough
sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly
seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months,
enough gas is produced to create
the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more
like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it
pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I
want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head
before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150
calories an hour. (Don't try this at home,maybe at
work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its
head is attached to its body. The
female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's
like a human jumping the
length of a football field. (30 minutes..lucky pig!
Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What
could be so tasty on the bottom of
a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want
to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I
always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years
longer than left-handed
people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the
difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(okay, so that would be a good thing)
A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder
who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know
some people like that.)
A Starfish have no brains. (I know some people
like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll
live a lot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that
have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)
So what do you think? I saw this today! Do you think its true?
Comments: (2)
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deathcab4u - April 09th, 2005 |
. Don't boubt that stuff...but about that pig??? |
marlene - April 09th, 2005 |