kancerkids's Blog

What it do, breh.
Date: Aug 6th, 2008 7:10:35 am - Subscribe
Mood: hungover


Me with sunglasses:

Hey I'm Jake, the only black kancerkid.

My parents came from the depths of Ghana and left me in a chicken farm in southern Richmond, CA. I lived in El Cerrito for 2 years then moved to Suisun where I lived in another chicken farm. My family thought Suisun was too ghetto so we moved to a chicken farm in Vacaville, where I completed elementary and middle schools, despite numerous racial slurs towards me and my dark skin. Now I am a proud sophomore at Vanden. REPRESENTIN.

Uhhhhhhhh. Yeah I'm not really black. I'm a pure Cauxican. Gabby, the originator of this fine cult, is thoroughly jealous that I happen to be part English. Hence my incredible accent that gives people chills. I play guitar and hang out with friends more than I see my family. I wish I was in a band, but my dull voice and dull appearance and dull attitude and dull movements might just be the deciding factors that say "Hey. Never." Chyeah. I'm pretty much confident but more sometimes than others. I have a girlfriend nowww, incredibly. It's the best. Imma make like UHaul and move on. Oh yes, I do happen to be very punny. If you don't think think punning is fun, your brain isn't punctioning right. Alright that's not pun anymore.

Thanks Gabbayyy for making this blog. Sorry if I never post anything ever again, I'm a busy man mmk. But I will make a point to of course. If you read this, you're prolly very awesome. Awesome indeed.

Aight. Chill bruh.

-Jake

Even through the darkest days,
This fire burns, aaaaalways.
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