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Phir Copy-Shopy.........

Date: Jun 27th, 2006 1:13:22 pm - Subscribe
Mood: sarcastic
listening to: call-sab bhula ke....

My days in Pune were really great!...lotsa fun with cousins......well all except one....the day i went to watch Phir Hera Pheri......ugh! the thought if it makes me squirm....

I was forewarned by my cousin that City Pride (Kothrud) was more of a family multiplex....with old grandparents (giving up their evening walks for a taste of youth) frequenting it more often then their lovely grand-daughters in whom we were more interested.....even so...we made a beeline for the m-plex in the hope that a few of those grand-daughters stray to the movies along with the old geezers....but...NO LUCK....

Well we finally nestled into our seats, i was hoping against hope that the movie lived up to its hype.....but....NO LUCK....the movie turned out to be 'inspired' by the classic 'Lock Stock and two Smoking Barrels'.....i mean...if you wanna copy atleast do it well!!....the main plot does not begin till the intermission.....yawn..

There are too many characters in the film....atleast 20 of them were not needed....they show how the three guys who were stinking rich are duped by the sultry bipasha and are reduced to rags....those rags happen to be designer banyans which are torn but as clean as the one's shown in a surf add....

Meanwhile a dame in the row behind me seemed to have come with her new boyfriend and was trying hard to impress him....the mode of impression she employed was rocking back and forth and letting out shrieks of laughter into my ears.....so just when a stale joke is repeated on the screen and i try to doze off into un-irritating slumber...NO LUCK.......the girl behind lets out a peal of artificial mirth...they stop as suddenly as they had started...i guess the boyfriend doesn't find things funny around here huh?...

Back to the film....Bipasha seems to be running through the streets, chased by some gangsters....but then if she is poor and 'abla' why is she wearing tight jeans....a low-neck 'bebe' tee, and above all HIGH HEALS!!...whats that all about?....!!Wait! thats not all...in this attire she seems to remind the seemingly brain-dead Sunil Shetty of Tabu (remember her in the prequel?...all sari, specs, braid and all?)...it is like mistaking Rakhi Sawant for Sonia Gandhi!.....even Paresh Rawal's confused man act is all stereotyped and boring...even nadu will do better....they only ray of light in this dark pig sty of a film is Rimmi 'oh-so-edible' Sen...I was gonna lay back and enjoy the song 'yaad sataaye....' ...but...NO LUCK....it was cut out to fit the movie into schedule..aargh!...all of a sudden there is a gorilla in the movie...it seems to be 'inspired' by the 'Baby's Day Out' routine but turns out to be more of a King-Kong venture....

Truly, it is me who is to blame for expecting some entertainment from a Bollywood movie....in short the movie is.....ugh!...yuck!...ack thoo!....








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Bad day....

Date: Jun 18th, 2006 6:18:47 am - Subscribe
Mood: lousy
listening to: Champagne Supernova-Oasis

Guys i had a really bad day yesterday...i think it was one of the shitiest days i've had in my life
When i woke up in the morning(12 noon may not be morning for everyone but it is to those who have stayed up till 4.00 a.m!!)...i saw that the depressing rain was back after a whole week of absence.....ugh!

I had a really important date with a really important friend and now i would have to sit in the house reading ATLAS SHRUGGED...true it is a great philosophical book by Ayn Rand...and i love her books....but this ones just too slow!!....god!....if you thought fountainhead was bulky, wait till you get your hands on this!....i am half way through it and the main protagonist, the typical Ayn Rand HERO is not yet introduced...and the question "WHO IS JOHN GALT?" is bugging me like hell!!....coming back to the point...i called my friend to postpone the date and resigned to my fate...this rain is not gonna stop for another coupla days...

by the evening i was ready to tear out the hair from my head one-by-one to releave me of my boredom...just then my pals from near my house beckoned me to a game of football...football in this torrential rains?...in the mucky paddy fields?...you bet! i said-"you're on guys!"...but then i realized i dont have shoes out here...i left them at my hostel in BIT...oh! what the f**k...i'll play barefeet!!

so there i was playing barefoot amongst guys with football boots that have hard studs on the soles...and all sorts of small sharp stones and clutter was strewn around the playing field....within a few minutes and a few cuts and bruises later i realized that this was a bad bad idea...i was playing in the midfield and was backtraking to stop the striker of the opposing team...who was charging towards our goal...and before i knew it there was a searing burning sensation on the underside of the sole of my feet...i pulled up in pain...and what i saw was straight out of a horror film!...the skin from the underside of my right foot was dangling from my heel...ouch!... blood...blood...and more blood...the next hour was a haze...my mates taking me to the doctors'(he too was amazed at the injury-"I have never seen anything quite like this in my life!")...then home...and left alone to lick my wounds...(no not literaly)

Well...there i was cursing myself for my foolishness...but more was in store for me...remember the friend i had cancelled a date with?...well, instead of the sympathy that i was expecting i got the accusation that i postponed the date because of the rain but because i wanted to play football!!...ugh..crap
Then i switched on the T.V. to watch my favorite team Czech Republic in action....and they lost 2-0 to Ghana....of all teams Ghana!
the day sucked big time.....and my fortune for the day in orkut?......you will accomplish a great feat today!



off the mark(for BITians only):-
sujit beat gvs at aoe.....
gvs shaved his moustache.....
adi is in BIT...you know why....(Senapati asshole)

(for non-BITians)
italy vs usa game saw 3 red cards....
sri lanka beat england in the first one day...
A.L.I.C.E is a great A.I. chat program...
do not watch phir hera pheri...sucks big time

the world goes on....


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Living life bit by BIT - (3rd bit)

Date: Jun 6th, 2006 12:25:29 pm - Subscribe
Mood: bemused
listening to: Give me a reason-The Corrs

GV'aas' approached us and all of us readied ourselves for the inevitable torment....i said
"kya be tera class nahi hain kya?"
GV(nasally):"abeein...(everybody groans...the crooked smile curves even more)...class se nikaal diya."
convulsive laughter
GV(nasaly):"abeein...jabki i was late only about 20 mins...vaise theek hain, is subject mein atendance accha hain"
ladu:"kitna hain be?"
GV(nasaly,spontaneously):"abeein...almost 63.64%"
convulsive laughter
sumit:"abey chal bey...tereko aaj treat deni padegi"
sab koi:"haan...haan..GV...deni hi padegi aaj"
GV(nasaly):"abeein heh heee hee....(this last bit was what GV'aas' considers laughter but what to mankind can be best describe as the kind of sound that comes when you screech your nails against a blackboard)....kyon bhai..reason to bolo..!!"
sumit:"abey tum BIT ka top coder ban gaya hai...TCPC ki rankings nikli hain kal.."
GV(nasaly):"abeein...woh sab theek hain lekin..i am really short of cash be...mere paas sirf 432 Rs hain"
convulsive laughter..(we have got used to the convulsive laughter when GV is around)
everybody:"bahut hain boss...chalega"
madi:"abey saale tereko mujhe 100 bucks dene the woh kab dega saale...jeb mein 400 lekar ghoom raha hain?"
GV(nasaly):"abeein...yeh maine kal udhar liye hain...i took 1000 bucks from pritish"
sumit:"saale tum to kal piya ke saath lunch kar raha tha..."
GV(nasaly):"abeein...wahin pe to 568 Rs kharch ho gaye..usko treat de raha tha.."
me:"speaking of treats......"
GV:"haan haan...theek hain....kya kya loge....."

and thats how we triumphed once again......

next time the introduction of the legendary fundebaas...Mr. S.R.Funda...beware the next post will be lethal to those who's ears have not received adequate exercise....

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