Dear Boss,

Aug 22nd, 2008 11:19:58 am - Subscribe
Mood: doomed

Dear Boss,

I have enjoyed working here these past several years. You have paid me very well, given me benefits beyond belief. I have 3-4 months off per year and a pension plan that will pay my salary till the day I die and a health plan that most people can only dream about.

Yes, I realize I have accomplished little or nothing these last few years I've been here, but you know I can't easily be replaced. Despite this, I plan to take the next 12-18 months to find a new position.

During this time, I will show up for work when it is convenient. In addition, I fully expect to draw my full salary and all the other perks associated with my current job.

Oh yeah, if my search for this new job proves fruitless, I expect to be back with no loss in pay or status. Before you say anything, remember that you have no choice in the matter. I can and will do this.



Sincerely,

Every Senator or Congressman running for President.


Try that at your job and tell me how it works out.

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