l2ainfall's Blog
New rules for life
Date: Nov 22nd, 2007 5:21:59 am - Subscribe
Mood: Independent
Next post due:: 6th December
I would be the first to admit that I'm not perfect, and there's plenty of room for improvement. The following is basically a list of things a small nagging voice keeps trying to tell me to do, but I (normally) ignore due to laziness, tiredness, and being too relaxed. I now plan on changing my lifestyle to include all these things, in the hope that it'll turn me into a better person.
1. Drink the damn water. Ignore the stupid better tasting juice. However, I'll let you have one glass of cordial each day.
2. Brush your teeth before you sleep. You've been too lazy all these years, and once a day just isn't the same as twice a day.
3. Keep this blog up to date. From now on, you will be required to post at least once every two weeks. Leave at least two days between posts, which means you have a max of 7 posts every fortnight.
4. Do your freaking homework. I don't care if you're tired. I don't care if it's two AM. I don't care if it's too hard. DO IT.
5. From now on, do a little extra work as well. I want at least one surfing exercise done every two days, that ISN'T a part of your homework. Per subject.
6. 50 situps each day. Doesn't matter when. Doesn't matter where. You are allowed one day a week where you can leave them, but you must make up for it the next day with 100 situps.
7. At least one glass of milk a night. You may have one glass of flavoured milk/ hot chocolate each day, but it does not count as the minimum requirement.
8. Stop masturbating. Period. Fantasising about sex with others will only make you want more of something you'll most likely never have.
9. Don't bother. Yes, she's attractive. Yes, she's pretty friendly. Yes, she's probably got some form of creative or talented streak in her. No, she doesn't like you in that way, and won't ever will, no matter what you say or how hard you try or even how you try. This has been proven to you the last 42 times.
10. Reading is a good habit. Try to buy a new book every week, or at least once a fortnight, depending on price.
11. Go out more. This will be easier once you've gotten a mobile phone, as it won't matter where you are, people can still find out.
12. Follow this damn list. You spent a good amount of effort writing it. Don't let it go to waste, and think of the benefits.
13. When your alarm goes off in the morning, GET THE FUCK UP. DO NOT press the snooze button. DO NOT turn it off and go back to sleep. DO NOT ignore it. You set the alarm for a reason, and you are prone to rushing your morning and being late whenever you close your eyes for "just a little while longer"
14. Your contact lense container may not be removed from the bathroom. When they are, you are prone to ignoring the night time brushing of teeth rule.
15. Stay away from the food at the canteen. From now on, you're making your own lunches. Why? Because you only spend some $15-$20 on ingredients to last you for a week, compared to the $10+ a day you tend to spend on food from the canteen. Plus, it's healthier.
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