Crank: A Review By Someone Who Never Reviews Movies
Date: Sep 7th, 2006 12:06:05 am - Subscribe
Mood: blasphemous
Wow.
First of all I have to point out that I have no clue who wrote, directed, and produced this movie, but I am guessing firm that it was someone of British blood.
Literally 5-7 minutes after the movie starts, it is non-stop action for the remainder of the film.
Neck breaking, finger/hand cutting, bullet-pumping, car crashing, and mall crash courses are a few things you can look forward to.
The main role was played well, while the "Chinese" talked a little too much like Mexicans. The girlfriend is a familiar face, but that does not justify the fact that she cannot act. I will give her this: she knows how to do a fuck scene. =)
Rating: 4/10
The main reason I rate it so poorly is because of the fact that the storyline was discreet. I didn't know if he was trying to stay alive for the sheer meaning of life or if he was trying to stay alive to kill the bad guy. In the end I knew, but that's not good enough.
Suggestion: Bootleg, borrow, or rent. Don't waste $8.00 on this film.
G'day.
Post Script:
Expect my next update sometime after St. Patrick's Day. I promise beautiful pictures and a good story. Check back late March!
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