Mental Athletes
Date: Apr 22nd, 2006 3:27:37 am - Subscribe
Mood: hysterical
Nathan has a new phrase... 'mental athlete' what is a Mental Athlete... let me describe for you.....
Imagine you are talking to your self appointed best friend on MSN, chatting casually about your upcoming birthday party, what time, what else is planned, who else is going to be there, the ususal info, when suddenly she asks if your boyfriend is coming... (At this point you're supposed to hear the screech like a record being ripped off the turntable...)
WHAT THE FUCK? I mean seriously, my boyfriend... who I have been with for almost A YEAR... who I live with... not come to my birthday party... at HIS FAVOURITE FREAKING PUB? WHAT THE FUCK!?
I was polite... of course and told her that of course Ryan was coming. Meanwhile I was having kittens in an MSN window to Nathan, but that's beside the point. The talk then turns to Centrelink stuffing me around and she asks how I'm managing for money at the party. Fairly harmless in itself and opens her up to be hit for a loan. I tell her that I have arranged a loan through one of my other friends, when she asks... why not loan from Ryan? (That screechy record player noise again please...)
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!? WHY NOT RYAN? I'll tell you why not... Ryan has been paying my share of the rent, driving me places and buying everything else I happen to need along the way while I try and get myself sorted out! That's why not!
So... basically a mental athlete is someone who sees the bloody obvious and says/does it anyway! Thankyou to Nathan for this fantastic term. And thankyou to you for being such a mental athlete. (Good thing she doesn't read this! 
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anonymous - May 02nd, 2006 |