What if I told you a revolutionary new birth control was on the market. You'd laugh and say "I already saw that commercial..it said that blond girl wasn't a real doctor..".

Then I'd say "Nope..a femcap."
Then you'd probably look at this website (www.femcap.com) and say "Jesus christ. I'm not going to pay 80-something dollars for two diaphragms with handle bars..especially if I have to go to a doctor to get it..you know I don't have insurance..."

And then I'd laugh at you and direct you to:

http://ladytobaby.com/show.php?item=1

and say "What if 80-something dollars was for shipping, also, and only after you got a $4 discount? No prescription required."