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Bundle of joy or terror? - Jan 4th, 2007 3:24:50 am - Subscribe
Was out on a road trip with my sis, my nephew and her friends and kids. I must say, it's indeed an eye opener, a scary view on the world of little terrors that we call KIDS!
Anyway, the whole trip was fun. We ate "little sea creatures", drank little packets of milo and strawberry milk. And OH, we made sandwiches with little cocktail hotdogs. Suddenly all things become little, little feet wearing little shoes...little socks...little shirts and little MUMMY POKO PANTS!!! I beg you don't even know what's that!??!?!?! I had some vague impression of mom and kid toilet training together, when suddenly mom dish out a diaper lookalike underwear for her beloved rascal...telling him that it's MUMMY POKO PANTS. Just like how we use brand like maggie for all instant noodles, and tupperware for all plastic food holders. MUMMY POKO PANTS are diapers for children who are toilet trainees. They wear them like undies and pee in them!!!! GROSSSSSSS....
Well..so much on that...I have plenty more to ravish about....My little nephew is the cutest baby in the world...just look at the pics below.
shee...how adorable he is???? he just smile and smile and play with himself.
Till he needs to change his clothes!
He'll scream and shout and wriggle and cry like he's in some torture chamber, but I think truth's that he's really an unhygenic baby. Have you ever heard a baby cry when their diapers are wet or that they just poo poo??? Not this little fellow...he remains cute and smiley despite the fact that you smell something "fishy", literally stinky fishy....GROSSSSSSSSSS......he doesn't utter a sound. yeeeee....dirty little fellow, my poor sis has to smell him and check on his disper every now and then to make sure that it's not full of pee or shit...hahhaaaaa....but I still love him.
Cameron's a great place to chill out, great place for families. The food's really good too, especially their steamboat!!! We also went to the different farms, pluck strawberries, look at honey bees and the tea plantations.
I think those ladies who are thinking of having babies, better try taking care of one first. Best model to use will be your own nephew/niece, you get a real kick when you try to get them to wear MUMMY POKO PANTS. And baby wipes!!! I have never seen so much baby wipes in my entire 27 years!!!!! All the mummies love baby wipes, I think it's the greatest invention since pacificer, my nephew can use up to once pack per day!!!!!....goodness.
I was traumatised, by the fact that after having a baby. You can't never do the following:
1. wear make up
2. wear high heels
3. wear low-cut, sleeveless spaghetti-strap satin blouses
4. sleep till 4pm in the afternoon
5. go watch a movie and enjoy for the next 2 hrs
6. eat steamboat or anything else
and list goes on......sigh....why do we still call them our bundle of joy??? very subjective term to use. For now, i'll just stick to a bundle of terror.
Mood: sleepy
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anonymous - January 08th, 2007
~~~he so cute hor!!
krissy
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