so true I just had to post this
Date: Jun 4th, 2006 9:26:52 pm - Subscribe


THE FEMALE DICTIONARY

FINE
This is the word we use at the end of any argument
that we feel we are right about but need to shut
you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman
looks. This will cause you to have one of those
arguments.


FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five
minutes that your football game is going to last
before you take out the trash, so I feel that it's
an even trade.


NOTHING
This means something and you should be on your
toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the
feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside
out, upside down, and backwards. 'Nothing" usually
signifies an argument that will last "Five
Minutes" and end with the word "Fine."


GO AHEAD (with raised eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman
getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the
word "Fine."

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david - June 04th, 2006
Very nice input. Ha, these were great.

sleepactiv - June 05th, 2006
I know I know.. happy.gif


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