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22nd Oct, 2005 4:40:37 pm - Subscribe |
| There was once a girl, who went to school. She then fell over this thing called a dwarf, that hit her in the shin with an axe. She then cries and is sent to hospital. There is a blonde faggy nurse called Legolas there, who turns out to be gay, and mistakes her for a guy. He is an elf. She tells him she isn't a guy, and he cries, then his friend Frodo the Hobbit comes and lends him a shoulder. Then Legolas and Frodo fall in love. The girl at the beginning is now freaked out. She sees this chick named Arwen making out with some dude named Aragorn. Aragorn has a very hairy neck. Then this old guy, named Gandalf, who happens to be her school principal, comes. He tells Aragorn that Arwen has Meningitis. Aragorn then goes on a killing spree, and kills lots of big scaly Kimoto-dragon type creatures. By this time, the girl is so emotionally traumatized that she takes off her ring. Coincedentally, this ring rules everyone, including humans, elves, dwarfs and other such imaginary creatures. She then gets drunk off her ass in a hobbit pub and is never heard of again. --- Sometimes I get tired of rocking so much. |
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tales |
October 22nd, 2005 |
| Frodo is adulterous and stuff :/ | ||
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tales |
October 22nd, 2005 |
| :/ this is getting waaaay out of hand. Shut up, I'm right, because I'm Tales, and I rock. |
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| baddream |
October 22nd, 2005 |
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| This had me grinning, even the witty commentary between you and Shhh. | ||
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tales |
October 22nd, 2005 |
Shhh, no.  |
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