 fret for your figure and fret for your latte and fret for your lawsuit and fret for your hairpiece and fret for your prozac |
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fret for your figure and fret for your latte and fret for your lawsuit and fret for your hairpiece and fret for your prozac |
| We're puppets, just like Elmo! |
23rd Oct, 2005 11:46:49 pm - Subscribe |
| Except not as cute. Our school is Sesame Street 2. You cannot come here if you are; male smart unique or ugly or you want to do something other than hairdressing/security guard-ing/ mechanic-ing. You just can't come here if you're a self respecting guy. Or a non-self respecting guy, for that matter. Patricia is talking about putting a stand on poverty. We can't. Our school is VERY low socio-economic. We are the government's slaves. We are not allowed to rebel. We are not allowed to THINK. |
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| mood: inferior music: the sound of Miss Dokmonavic's voice |
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| Is this stupid or what? |
23rd Oct, 2005 5:44:33 am - Subscribe |
| S- Why did you think I didn't have feelings for you? Me- You didn't tell me you did. S- I was embarrassed because you're younger than me. COULD SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THE LOGIC BEHIND THAT? CAUSE I'M NOT GETTING IT. |
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| mood: shit music: kazim sahir/ dala |
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| I am FAT. |
23rd Oct, 2005 12:17:46 am - Subscribe |
| So, was looking through my files, and saw the pics that I took today, including the foxy glove ones. You should only look at these pictures if you need a HUGE ego boost, cause like, I'M FAT. (the pics aren't dialup safe, they're like, half a megabyte each. ) clickie here for fatness clickie here for fatness PLUS foxy gloves I am fat, and not in the sexy Beyonce fat way either. I AM FAT. Don't tell me I'm not fat, look how fat my hips are! FAT, FAT, FAT. Okay, I'm obsessing. ISN'T BLACK SUPPOSED TO BE SLIMMING? WHY DO I STILL LOOK FAT? Haha. I wanted to send those pics to S before, THANKTHEFUCKINGLORDTHATIDIDN'T. FATFATFAT. -slaps self- IT'S RAMADAN, I'M SUPPOSED TO HAVE LOST WEIGHT. WHY AM I FAT? *breathe in* *breathe out* |
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| mood: abnormal |
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| How stupid am I? |
22nd Oct, 2005 10:50:51 pm - Subscribe |
| On the stupid scale, of which Homer is 10, I am eleven. I just basically said to S, "Don't touch me, because you're a horndog". I feel incredibly, incredibly stupid. And... somewhat reassured. But... still, incredibly stupid. *bangs head* If my mouth were bigger, I'd be an oral sex pornstar. *bangs head once more* |
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| mood: stupid and reassured |
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| Hail my story writing skills. |
22nd Oct, 2005 9:40:37 pm - Subscribe |
| There was once a girl, who went to school. She then fell over this thing called a dwarf, that hit her in the shin with an axe. She then cries and is sent to hospital. There is a blonde faggy nurse called Legolas there, who turns out to be gay, and mistakes her for a guy. He is an elf. She tells him she isn't a guy, and he cries, then his friend Frodo the Hobbit comes and lends him a shoulder. Then Legolas and Frodo fall in love. The girl at the beginning is now freaked out. She sees this chick named Arwen making out with some dude named Aragorn. Aragorn has a very hairy neck. Then this old guy, named Gandalf, who happens to be her school principal, comes. He tells Aragorn that Arwen has Meningitis. Aragorn then goes on a killing spree, and kills lots of big scaly Kimoto-dragon type creatures. By this time, the girl is so emotionally traumatized that she takes off her ring. Coincedentally, this ring rules everyone, including humans, elves, dwarfs and other such imaginary creatures. She then gets drunk off her ass in a hobbit pub and is never heard of again. --- Sometimes I get tired of rocking so much. |
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| mood: snazzy |
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