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The real me vs. the human me.	25th Oct, 2005 10:03:17 am - Subscribe
The real me felt like replying to Malik's email saying... "I don't give a shit what the mormons near you fucking do to try and brainwash you. Go bang your head on the wall or something." The human me felt like replying to Malik's email and saying... "Okay we'll talk tomorrow. Cya". I am human. I said the latter. The real me... diluted. 1/ I'm almost always bored. 2/ I have a strong sense of pity. 3/ I look scary when I'm debating about something I am passionate about. My eyes look like they're about to pop out. 4/ I hate Bush. Given the chance, I would assasinate his sorry ass. (Don't try to get me started on saddam. He too, is an imbecilic fuck. Bush just has that ability to kill more people, and legalize it.). 5/ I hate nuclear power. I hate people who protest for environmental reasons. THE WHALES HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING FOR US, GOD DAMN YOU. 6/ I am a manipulative little bitch. 7/ I would make a really crappy psychologist. I don't understand anyone's feelings, which is why I always try to stay on the sidelines, even though I fail ever-so miserably. 8/ After assasinating Bush, I would then kill the following people from school: Mona [bitch], Joyce [whore, bitch.], Carol [she started the whole depression thing at school. I'm serious, like it's a trend or something. Everyone was happy before her sorry "my dad hates me boohoo" ass showed up, or atleast, they pretended to be happy, which is better than their stupid little fits of self-pity] and Miss Szymkow. 9/ I can be really hypocritical. 10/ If you told me to write an essay of the negatives of my physical appearance, I'd write you a fucking thesis. 11/ I am my own hero. If I let myself down, it is much easier for me to pick myself up this way. Say I were worshipping some sporting star, and they had an extramarital affair... I'd probably write them letters and tell them to repent and join a missionary in Papua New Guinea. 12/ I despise parents. Everyone's parents. I despise how they think we owe them something. Shut up: We don't owe you anything. In return to us being born, you two had sex. Now, shut it. 13/ I always, always stereotype people. 14/ I am CLUMSY. 15/ I try to be as human as possible, and hide all of these little things. 16/ I think that 'human' is very relative. 17/ I still have a love for barbie dolls, stuffed animals and tonka trucks. sigh
mood: human	(3) comments

	frost	October 25th, 2005
	Wow people's parents actually think their children owe them something? Crazy. I am glad mine were not like that, my mom always told me, the only thing she ever wanted in return would be me to have children of my own. I love my parents, they are awesome and always help me when I need it without expecting anything in return. --FrosT

	tales	October 25th, 2005
	Yes! Everytime I do something bad they give me the whole "I raised you in my womb for nine months blablablabla we gave you shelter and food blablablabla my life went crashing down when you turned 13 blablabla" I go into switch-off mode when either of them speaks.

	alone	October 26th, 2005
	"We raised you and how do you repay us by getting 55% in a maths test, yelling at the priest, refusing to go to church, refusing to do housework, refusing to learn who you are and deciding to save others by not eating Patrica pick your act up, you are really crazy to be my daughter, or join Sharon I would be happier if you were a dumb idiot like her but since your not straighten your act" Lol I had to write this